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"between a rock and a hard place"
Skipper: Holy Crap! What the %@#& is going on? ...
It's like that VR gadget that Sylvester Stallone and Sandra Bullock were using from Demolition Man!
The Professor thinks: (at least I'm protected)
Believing it to be just a bowling ball, Gilligan put his fingers inside the anus of a monster from the film "Critters". Angrily, it bit the Professor's fingers off.
Gilligan shows Skipper and the Professor the kidney stone he passed.
Geodude isn't happy.
Skipper- "That came out of where?!"
Inspite of popular belief, the moon was actually created in 1965...
The small Man in the Moon monster wasn't happy the way Gilligan put his fingures in his face. He wasn't happy what the Professor did with his other end either.
Sklpper" Is that an anal probe Professor?"