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Title: Gentlemen, stop staring at my chest
Post by: sprite75 on October 11, 2009, 12:34:31 AM
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Gentlemen, stop starting at my chest and pay attention!
Title: Re: Gentlemen, stop staring at my chest
Post by: AndyC on October 11, 2009, 06:23:40 AM
"OK, there's plenty for everybody. Just line up and I'll take each of you in turn."
Title: Re: Gentlemen, stop staring at my chest
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 11, 2009, 06:57:38 AM
I'm sorry to tell you all, but I am actually your cousin....
Title: Re: Gentlemen, stop staring at my chest
Post by: Mr. DS on October 11, 2009, 07:43:11 PM
Jar Jar is being held captive and the Emperor is threatening to kill him.  We need one volunteer to rescue him...anyone?  Anyone?  Hello?
Title: Re: Gentlemen, stop staring at my chest
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 11, 2009, 08:05:17 PM
"Chewie's assfur has clogged the toilet. Anyone up for some scatplay?"
Title: Re: Gentlemen, stop staring at my chest
Post by: Mr. DS on October 11, 2009, 09:56:11 PM
I've called this meeting to put a hault to the incest rumors floating around base regarding Luke and myself. 
Title: Re: Gentlemen, stop staring at my chest
Post by: sideorderofninjas on October 11, 2009, 10:11:40 PM
I've never been to Jabba the Hutt's palace, and next guy who uses the phrase "Slave Girl Leia" is gonna get my curling iron where the sun don't shine....
Title: Re: Gentlemen, stop staring at my chest
Post by: paula on October 12, 2009, 12:00:42 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on October 11, 2009, 12:34:31 AM
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No, I am not going to put on the metal bikini! can we get back to the mission please?!
Title: Re: Gentlemen, stop staring at my chest
Post by: retrorussell on October 12, 2009, 04:48:39 AM
No, I did NOT do it with Jabba or the Ewoks!!!  You guys and your sick fantasies..!!!
Title: Re: Gentlemen, stop staring at my chest
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on October 12, 2009, 06:38:50 AM
3...2...1.......b*****e!
Title: Re: Gentlemen, stop staring at my chest
Post by: AndyC on October 12, 2009, 06:52:01 AM
Quote from: Joe the Destroyer on October 12, 2009, 06:38:50 AM
3...2...1.......b*****e!

Somebody was going to go there. It was just a matter of who. Karma. :bouncegiggle:
Title: Re: Gentlemen, stop staring at my chest
Post by: Mr. DS on October 12, 2009, 08:52:44 AM
The rebel base is under attack we have...eeeek...dammit Han, how many time have I told you don't pinch my @ss in public. 
Title: Re: Gentlemen, stop staring at my chest
Post by: Jack on October 12, 2009, 09:07:35 AM
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Tonight on Intervention
Title: Re: Gentlemen, stop staring at my chest
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 12, 2009, 09:09:05 AM
San Quentin: 2090
Title: Re: Gentlemen, stop staring at my chest
Post by: Mr. DS on October 12, 2009, 12:16:52 PM
Ok, who wants to do me "Wampa style"?
Title: Re: Gentlemen, stop staring at my chest
Post by: paula on October 14, 2009, 05:26:28 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on October 12, 2009, 12:16:52 PM
Ok, who wants to do me "Wampa style"?

Sorry, you can't repeat a karma action without waiting 6 hours.

arrrggghhh, it got me again!  sorry darksider, the karma was coming your way!
Title: Re: Gentlemen, stop staring at my chest
Post by: paula on October 15, 2009, 12:08:50 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on October 11, 2009, 12:34:31 AM
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Gentlemen, stop starting at my chest and pay attention!

i so have a pic that fits with this (not dirty per se) but prob. would get me spanks by the moderators.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, stop staring at my chest
Post by: Dennis on October 15, 2009, 08:03:25 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on October 11, 2009, 12:34:31 AM
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It's just common courtesy, put the seat down when you're done.
Title: Re: Gentlemen, stop staring at my chest
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 15, 2009, 08:07:43 AM
"Now some of you won't make it but, when you get inside me, you'll have to aim for the exhaust port and fire. "
Title: Re: Gentlemen, stop staring at my chest
Post by: whitelion43 on October 18, 2009, 03:12:09 AM
 "The rumors of Darth Vader infiltrating our base and is standing on top of the Millenium Falcon are not true"
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