Complete with grainy photo. Make sure to check out page 2
http://www.ufodigest.com/news/1009/cow-abducted.php
Could have been a cow being thrown out of a plane :question:
I've heard that cows fly over the moon occasionally.
Not a cow. You can look up these weird white shaped things on youtube if you search for "ufo".
I don't know what these things are, but they are not cows :teddyr:
A plastic bag then?
Quote from: Circus_Circus on October 12, 2009, 12:36:36 PM
A plastic bag then?
No idea. Something like this, whatever it is:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3xf79CO4Cg
Looks like a kite or wind sock from that video...
That could be a dead seagull ?!?! :question:
Quote from: Doggett on October 12, 2009, 05:17:44 PM
That could be a dead seagull ?!?! :question:
It could be Steven Seagull...
(http://www.lie-insandtigers.com/sam/web_images/StevenSeagull2.jpg)
What is it with UFOs and cows anyway. Does anybody ever report aliens in their hen house? Maybe probing their hogs? It's always cows.
Maybe they don't have any milk on their planet.
Someone should tell Chris Carter to make a MOOOOvie about this. :twirl:
Quote from: Trevor on October 23, 2009, 03:18:19 AM
Someone should tell Chris Carter to make a MOOOOvie about this. :twirl:
We're not about to milk another thread for all the puns we can, are we?
That would be udderly ridiculous!
Alright, round 'em up...
I herd we were making puns?
I don't have a beef with that.
Guys, I think we should moo-ve aside and let other people post...
That's a load of bull.
Well, no point in trying to steer this thread in another direction now.
I wouldn't trade my magic beans for this thread...
Maybe not, but when the chips are down, ya gotta do what ya gotta do.
Quote from: AndyC on October 22, 2009, 09:44:49 PM
What is it with UFOs and cows anyway. Does anybody ever report aliens in their hen house? Maybe probing their hogs? It's always cows.
Alien technology, while far advanced compared to our own, still has no anal probes small enough for chickens. And the aliens found out early on that hogs simply enjoy anal probes too much (dirty pigs!), so they stick to cows now.
They will continue abducting cows for heifer and heifer, and there's nothing we can do to stop them.