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After many years of breaking public and private property, the Kool-Aid Man has been put away in place where he cannot break through.  Despite this, he gets many vistors every day.

"Foursome?..............Oh yeah!"



(sorry)  :bluesad:

"Oh yeah! Ooooooffff........Damn Plexiglas..."

30 years ago, the Kool-Aid Man was convicted of conspiring with Jim Jones to kill off Jonestown cult members with cyanide-laced Kool-Aid.  He is still serving a life sentence in a plexiglass cell at a grade school.

Little the did the girls know, there was human blood inside him. 

Who knew the Kool-Aid man would star in a remake of Edgar Allen Poe's Cask of Amontillado? 

So that's the movie Im searching for! Kool-Aid Man's version of Cask of Amontillado. jk :twirl:

http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,126251.0.html

Quote from: Circus_Circus on October 12, 2009, 05:30:09 PM
"Foursome?..............Oh yeah!"



(sorry)  :bluesad:

Was that coomment inappropraite because of the kids.

....

Oh, Yeah ! :teddyr:

Quote from: InformationGeek on October 12, 2009, 05:19:51 PM

(http://www.theathertons.info/wp-content/uploads/2009/03/koolaid.jpg)

Even though he was quarantined, reuniting with his long lost daughters was emotional for Kool Aid. 

"When each of their mothers said "Oh YEAH!", I just thought they liked the taste!"

(stretch?)

Girls:  "Mommy if we drink him, does he die?"

SCIENCE FAIR WINNERS: Sisters Sidnie, Britnie and Typhanie Smyth stand next to their prize-winning catch. The girls hypothesized that by feigning thirst, they could lure Kool-Aid Man into their Lexan mascot trap, which was camouflaged with simulated brick. The girls will go on to the national competition in June. (AP)

Let me Out!!! (Bangs on glass)
   Dave