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Title: Conan - The Destroyer and Grace.
Post by: venomx on October 20, 2009, 08:25:35 PM

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Grace Jones: What do you mean you didn't like my appearance on Peewees Christmas Special!?

Conan: Aaaooooaaa!!! Get to da choppa!!! She's killing me with da toothpick!!! Save yourself!!!

Title: Re: Conan - The Destroyer and Grace.
Post by: paula on October 21, 2009, 12:48:32 AM

i JUST watched this again the other day.

Annnnold looks so young! it reminds me that we are all getting old. Olivia D'Abo, what is up with the outfit? That takes a confident woman to wear. I even looked her up on IMDB, shows her doing a lot of voice work for cartoons and games, I did not know that!

Title: Re: Conan - The Destroyer and Grace.
Post by: retrorussell on October 21, 2009, 02:51:22 AM

Quote from: Venomx on October 20, 2009, 08:25:35 PM
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Grace Jones: I'll kill you! You're like a cancerous tumor on the body of professional acting!

Arnold: EEETS NAWT A TOOOMAH!!!!

Title: Re: Conan - The Destroyer and Grace.
Post by: venomx on October 21, 2009, 03:18:40 PM

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Do do do dooo, do waaaah!
It doesn't matter what comes, fresh goes better in life,
With Mentos fresh and full of Life!
Nothing gets to you, stayin fresh, stayin cool,
With Mentos fresh and full of LIFE!
Fresh goes better! Mentos freshness!
Fresh goes better with Mentos, fresh and full of life!

Mentos! The Freshmaker!

Title: Re: Conan - The Destroyer and Grace.
Post by: Psycho Circus on October 21, 2009, 03:30:11 PM

Arnold finally got his comeuppance after years of groping innocent women...

Title: Re: Conan - The Destroyer and Grace.
Post by: AndyC on October 21, 2009, 10:09:51 PM

She's not perfect, but she's perfect for him.

Title: Re: Conan - The Destroyer and Grace.
Post by: akiratubo on October 21, 2009, 11:36:53 PM

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Grace: Show me your penis, or I'll kill you.

Arnold: Very funny, now please quit crushing my trachea.

Grace: I'm not joking.

Title: Re: Conan - The Destroyer and Grace.
Post by: WilliamWeird1313 on October 22, 2009, 08:46:28 AM

Quote from: akiratubo on October 21, 2009, 11:36:53 PM
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Grace: Show me your penis, or I'll kill you.

Arnold: Very funny, now please quit crushing my trachea.

Grace: I'm not joking.

Oooh, oooh, I got a permutation on that one.

Ahem.

...

Grace: Show me your penis, or I'll kill you.

Arnold: Show me your penis first!

PS> Grace Jones is terrifying to my genitalia.

Title: Re: Conan - The Destroyer and Grace.
Post by: Mr. DS on October 22, 2009, 06:02:07 PM

Wow these medieval fairs fan boys have gotten a bit too extreme for my tastes.

Title: Re: Conan - The Destroyer and Grace.
Post by: meQal on October 24, 2009, 02:07:26 PM

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Surprise Butt Sex!

Title: Re: Conan - The Destroyer and Grace.
Post by: retrorussell on October 25, 2009, 04:49:57 AM

Arnold: Help! I'm being strangled by Wesley Snipes!
Grace: Hey! He's been in crap like Passenger 57 and the Blade movies! I've been in View To A Kill, Vamp, and.. well, I guess I'm not much better, am I?

Title: Re: Conan - The Destroyer and Grace.
Post by: Pennywise on October 26, 2009, 07:22:53 PM

"Someday I'll be governor of California."

"Someday I'll fade into obscurity."

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