I Think That I Shall Never See.
A Piece Of Crap Quite Like Thee.
I offer also this haiku:
Jenny screams and screams,
Ken wears watermelon,
And I'M GOING IN!
Get your
Damage controls working
Watch out for The cyborgs
Lock them out, hurry
Kill them stop them killllllllllllllllllllllllll them
:teddyr:
Japan has weird crap.
That is it's singular pride.
Jap crap is best crap.
Oh WOW! So much love for such a great "so bad it's good" classic! I used to see this all the time years ago on Saturday afternoon TV. I even have the VHS!
The alternate title is Water Cyborgs. The actress, Peggy Neal, was only 17 when she starred alongside Sonny Chiba. Her other great hit was The X From Outer Space where she played the third wheel in a love triangle between her, a Japanese woman and the commander of the space station.
Anyway, here's my haiku
Water Cyborgs rule
Costumes faker than the fake
Rubber suits abound