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At least they didn't cut my schlong off...
Unfortunately, the miniature of Leslie Nielsen hanging from the statue's privates was not available at the time of the photo.
I'm half the man I used to be.
(might as well get that out of the way)
"Tis but a scratch!"
Statue organ doners, tonight on TLC.
Must be the handicapped niche.
"That toe just had to go. It made me look fat..."