Person who cook meat and peas in same pot: Most unhygenic. :teddyr:
Person going through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok. :buggedout:
Person having tummy accident will produce skidmarks. :twirl:
Man who stand on toliet high on pot.
Man who buy drown cat pay for wet p*ssy.
Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
Man that go to bed with itchy butt wake up with sticky fingers!
Man who run in front of car get tired. :teddyr:
Man who run behind car get exhausted. :teddyr:
Man who push piano down mine shaft get tone of A flat miner. :teddyr:
Wise man never play leapfrog with unicorn. :buggedout:
Quote from: Trevor on November 05, 2009, 01:39:24 AM
Person going through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok. :buggedout:
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Quote from: The Burgomaster on November 05, 2009, 09:31:05 AM
Quote from: Trevor on November 05, 2009, 01:39:24 AM
Person going through airport turnstile backward going to Bangkok. :buggedout:
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
This also happens to you if you try to board a plane quickly at Johannesburg's O R Tambo International Airport. :buggedout: :buggedout:
Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new key.
Quote from: AndyC on November 06, 2009, 06:05:46 AM
Man who lose key to girlfriend's apartment get no new key.
True words, brother, true words. And I speak from experience. :buggedout: