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"I'll teach you to make wisecracks about my porn-star mustache."
Ok...now tell me I'm sexy.
Here, let me scrape away that dried peach yogurt you got all over yourself.
You may think this was my worst appearance. However, I had to star in Loose Cannons with Dan Akcroyd....
Quote from: The Burgomaster on November 09, 2009, 04:23:55 PM
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I've used this ketchup bottle to muss up this gentleman's shirt quite a lot already. Don't make me show you how far I'm willing to go.