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"We're selling this sh*t on Ebay..."
"So, we wait until Mark falls alseep first and..."
"Well, I picked it up at a garage sale for a buck fifty. I might put it over the fireplace. What do you think guys?...... Guys?"
Quote from: The DarkSider on November 15, 2009, 10:51:49 PM
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"yeah, so what if he can act as good as me...."
"I think your ventriloquist act needs a different gimmick."
"We can market it as a Pez Dispenser and make a fortune ...!"
Quote from: The DarkSider on November 15, 2009, 10:51:49 PM
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You stole that from a dead man's tomb? Tut-tut.
"Don't look at me. This was my wife's Idea."
Quote from: The DarkSider on November 15, 2009, 10:51:49 PM
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Guy holding Tut bust: Now when he was a young man, he never thought he'd see.. people stand in line, to see the boy king!
2 guys: King Tut!
Guy: How'd you get so funky?
2 guys: Funky Tut!
Guy: Did you do the monkey?
2 guys: Born in Arizona, moved to Babylonia, King Tut!
Quote from: The DarkSider on November 15, 2009, 10:51:49 PM
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"Look at the sh*t my wife gets at Christmas Tree Shop!"
Guys, I'd like to introduce you to my girlfriend, Laura...