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I got two captions for this.
"Aww, someone got blood all over the lens! Hang on people, I'll have to take another shot."
or
Here at Hinamizawa, we train our students to be the best in the field of murder. Why, here's a photo of one of our lower classes out on a field trip!
Japanese animation's "Tip of the day" - PMS, stay clear a few days or they WILL cut you.
And just when you thought anime girls were hot...
Tomato slicing was always an enthused event in their country.