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Mom never could figure out how to ride the thing.
or
I think christinas getting a little too attached to the bike.
Ooh, bumble bee in the cleavage! I HATE it whan that happens!
This particular model comes with a saddle horn. It's very popular.
"Hey, is that a dollar in the middle of the road?"
This is what "bicycle smile" can lead to -- full-blown mopedophilia.
"Assume the missionary position"
moments before a hernedezed crash
"Sorry love but you're not going to jump over too many double-decker buses if you ride it like that!"
The first fart-propelled motorcycle.