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George Clooney's costume test for the Showgirls remake
The Playboy Bunny, before the operation.
George Clooney was given the option of wearing a bunny outfit made out of a shower curtain and high heels, or starring in another Shumacher Batman film. He made his decision in exactly one nanosecond.
Just declassified: The US Army's secret experiments in curing homosexuality. Subjects were forced to stare at this picture until they begged for a woman.
"Yes, Mr. Clooney, what can I get you?"
"You want clear heels?" "Clear....heels"
"Oh NO Mr. Clooney, I can find those in a 10 wide, just let me think for a minute."