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He didn't know that saying "pull my finger" to Chuck Norris would indeed cost him his finger.
"Hey Chuck, you got a really big booger hanging out of your left nostril. Yeah, it's pretty gross. You might want to wipe it with a Kleenex before someone else sees it."
Seconds before Chuck's heat vision reduced the man's arm to a smoldering stump.
After years of physical therapy, the man did did eventually regain partial use of the arm.
"Hey Chuck one day you'll grow a beard like me."
"Yea?" Chuck Norris said and roundhouse kick the guys beard off his face. "I'll think I'll wear yours for now."
"Hey you're not a real Texas Ranger! You're that guy from TV!"
"I prefer Steven Seagal, because he is a real cop, not like you"
You will be submitted
"Pull my finger" :teddyr:
Quote from: The DarkSider on December 17, 2009, 10:34:01 PM
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And remember, don't drink out of the fire hose again!
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Thug: Yeah, yeah, yeah whatever ... Thats why Bruce Lee killed yo ass!
Chuck: ...
Thug: Oh and btw ... your friend looks like that fat kid from SuperBad!
"And after I'm through with you, I'm going to have my way with your partner."
"Suit yourself Chuck but I'm warning you that place has the worst god*amned chili I've ever tasted in my entire life..."
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You tell that fat ass hiding behind you that he still owes me $50 for betting against New Orleans in the Superbowl! And you tell him he can't hide behind you forever!
this is the result of having been to Chuck Norris' party.
Where's ya hat, Chuck?