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Unlike his deputy, Chuck Norris didn't have to worry about heart attacks because NOTHING attacks Chuck Norris.
"Normally, I rub a Buddah's belly for luck, but you'll do. (Come on, Lotto numbers!)"
"No Chuck. I said take him to the CORONER."
Although Chuck had only read about open heart massage, he did manage to pull it off successfully, saving the man's life.
Mr. Spock I call this... The Chuck Norris sleep touch.
Chuck Norris can absorb food from human stomachs through his hand, regardless of clothing...
"I don't need a defibrillator. I'm Chuck f**king Norris! CLEAR!"
"...And after Way of the dragon I wax my chest. It doesn't hurt much, let me demostrate..."
"Rest now my friend, and may the Chuck be with you"
It's... it's Trevor!
"He would've been fine had he been wearing his Action Jeans, like Chuck."
"He's dead; FINALLY! Now I can take his wallet. Stupid career, down the friggin drain."
Quote from: The DarkSider on December 17, 2009, 10:38:51 PM
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Deputy: Hey Chuck.. I don't think that burrito is sitting too well.
Chuck: Here buddy.. let me massage that bellyache.
Seconds later they both died in a massive methane explosion.
Quote from: The DarkSider on December 17, 2009, 10:38:51 PM
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Unknown to the fact that the camera was on, Chuck shot the deputy, who he thought was the sheriff
"Your mind to my mind... Oh wait, I'm too low."
damn, i thought i told him not to eat the king!
Quote from: The DarkSider on December 17, 2009, 10:38:51 PM
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Unlike his deputy, Chuck Norris didn't have to worry about heart attacks because NOTHING attacks Chuck Norris.
"Dammit, Chuck. The guy's dead. Stop playing the drums on his stomach. Show some respect."
You see, had he used the Total Gym, this man would not be dead.
this what happens when you drink out of the firehose.
Chuck: I want you to know this; you were awesome in bed last night.
Chuck drains the life force from another unfortunate victim.
Chuck: See, this is what happens when you don't believe what Admiral Ackbar say,"It's a Trap!"