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"I can't explain it, but we seem to be inside a lava lamp."
Pilot: Hey! Quit lookin' at my crotch! Pervert!
It's my turn to sit in the chair.
Your turn doesn't start for another 20 minutes. Just be quiet down there.
"I just don't get these Nautilus machines. Give me a good set of dumbbells any day."
Oh man, did you break wind again?
Why does that octopus have a hacksaw?