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"The rare green burmese peacock-pheasant parrot agreed to pose for a snapshot after Darlene pointed her weapon in the other direction"
"We trained Petey here to fire an assault rifle."
The assault weapon was there to make sure Mr. Chirpers didn't have any "accidents" during the photo shoot.
They had the rifle, they had the glasses, but the other hunters refused to take them seriously until they could save up for a real falcon.
(Awk) Go and kill my human slaves...and bring me bird seed!(Awk)
"Braak, long live the white race, braak, Polly want a cracker!"
Petey the Parrot was very proud of his taxidermy pieces.
"Sure it's a hunting rifle. The bayonet is for weeks when the welfare check arrives too late to buy ammo."
the two "couple" are happy, but really, the photographer gave each what the other prized so much to get them together before the field erupts and kills them all
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"Boy, Ron Jeremy has done some weird porn....but....this??"
Wife: Gee, I would love to have a few four letter words with the girl at Pearle Vision who thought these would look really great on me.
Husband: What are you complaining about? Mine made me look like a total perv!
Ted Nugent recently challenged patrons of his Grilled Game restaurant to bring something new to the table, so to speak. The menu soon featured a new weekly special: Deep Fried Parakeet Wings.
We got this parakeet using a 110 gram .30 caliber hollow point, 1900 feet per second muzzle velocity, with a 4x30 dual illuminate rubber coated mil-dot tactical scope.