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Title: Man Walks Into Diner With 5-Inch Knife in Chest, Orders Coffee
Post by: Torgo on December 23, 2009, 09:59:17 AM

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,580964,00.html?test=latestnews (http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,580964,00.html?test=latestnews)

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Title: Re: Man Walks Into Diner With 5-Inch Knife in Chest, Orders Coffee
Post by: Leah on December 23, 2009, 08:17:16 PM

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Title: Re: Man Walks Into Diner With 5-Inch Knife in Chest, Orders Coffee
Post by: AndyC on December 29, 2009, 12:20:56 AM

I suppose he needed a little pick-me-up after getting stabbed in the chest. Amazing that he'd be so calm. What would really have been worth seeing is the looks on the faces of people in the diner.

Title: Re: Man Walks Into Diner With 5-Inch Knife in Chest, Orders Coffee
Post by: retrorussell on January 12, 2010, 04:01:02 AM

It's not customary for patrons to bring their own silverware..

Title: Re: Man Walks Into Diner With 5-Inch Knife in Chest, Orders Coffee
Post by: meQal on January 12, 2010, 09:39:50 AM

Maybe he heard the diner's coffee was so thick you could cut it with a knife.

Title: Re: Man Walks Into Diner With 5-Inch Knife in Chest, Orders Coffee
Post by: AndyC on January 12, 2010, 09:41:43 AM

But did the coffee squirt out of his chest when he drank it? :bouncegiggle:

Title: Re: Man Walks Into Diner With 5-Inch Knife in Chest, Orders Coffee
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on January 21, 2010, 08:45:59 PM

Did he order the coffee to go or to drink there?

Title: Re: Man Walks Into Diner With 5-Inch Knife in Chest, Orders Coffee
Post by: Mr. DS on January 21, 2010, 08:50:48 PM

Why does this sound like the opening to a great joke?

Title: Re: Man Walks Into Diner With 5-Inch Knife in Chest, Orders Coffee
Post by: Leah on January 21, 2010, 08:58:54 PM

HOW DOES ONE LIVE BY BEING STABBED IN THE CHEST?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Title: Re: Man Walks Into Diner With 5-Inch Knife in Chest, Orders Coffee
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on January 22, 2010, 02:49:51 AM

He thought about walking into a bar, but the diner was closer.

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