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When Santa runs out of money for toys, he decides to root around the dumpsters outside of toy factories.
Hmmm....would anyone notice if I put this bag of reindeer droppings in here? Nah.
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"Hmm, let's see. Moldy coffee grounds for Bobby because he hit his teacher. Something squishy and rotting for Annabelle because she didn't brush her teeth for a week...."
"Life is hard, times are sh*t, so here your f*cking Xmas gift..."
When Santa is looking for a place to dump the body of his former wife Mrs. Claus
Now you know where all that credit for gifts comes from.
Santa goes green.
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After the bank forclosed on Santa's Workshop, he was forced to set up shop in less auspicious surroundings.
"Ho ho ho! And here's your Christmas present, dumpster baby!"