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Title: Erotic asphyxiation and the Force do not mix
Post by: sprite75 on December 31, 2009, 02:12:01 AM
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/b/b1/Ozzel_croaks.jpg/800px-Ozzel_croaks.jpg)

Admiral Ozzel learns too late that erotic asphyxiation and the Force do not mix well.
Title: Re: Erotic asphyxiation and the Force do not mix
Post by: SPazzo on December 31, 2009, 02:39:38 AM
Guy on the right:  "I told you that's what would happen if you watched 2girls1cup."
Title: Re: Erotic asphyxiation and the Force do not mix
Post by: retrorussell on December 31, 2009, 02:59:25 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on December 31, 2009, 02:12:01 AM
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/b/b1/Ozzel_croaks.jpg/800px-Ozzel_croaks.jpg)

Guy on right: I told you not to swallow, honeybuns.
:buggedout:
Title: Re: Erotic asphyxiation and the Force do not mix
Post by: Mr. DS on December 31, 2009, 07:36:40 PM
"Lord Vader, Ozzel had some of that three week old Chinese food in the fridge."
Title: Re: Erotic asphyxiation and the Force do not mix
Post by: indianasmith on December 31, 2009, 08:56:39 PM
Oh my - there's alien poop on the overhead!
Title: Re: Erotic asphyxiation and the Force do not mix
Post by: Mr. DS on January 03, 2010, 06:55:18 PM
"Lord Vader, Ozzel just watched the Holiday Special..."
Title: Re: Erotic asphyxiation and the Force do not mix
Post by: AndyC on January 03, 2010, 11:36:07 PM
"No Lord Vader, I've not seen your urine sample. Yes, I'll look for an apple juice bottle."
Title: Re: Erotic asphyxiation and the Force do not mix
Post by: Mr. DS on January 05, 2010, 09:42:01 PM
"Lord Vader, Ozzel's animal calls are getting annoying....is there anything you can do to make him stop?"
Title: Re: Erotic asphyxiation and the Force do not mix
Post by: AndyC on January 06, 2010, 02:18:59 PM
Typical of the Star Wars universe. They can build starships a mile long, but they never developed the Heimlich Manoeuvre.
Title: Re: Erotic asphyxiation and the Force do not mix
Post by: Leah on January 06, 2010, 10:14:26 PM
another reason why YOU SHOULD NEVER make fun of Darth Vader
Title: Re: Erotic asphyxiation and the Force do not mix
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on January 13, 2010, 12:51:26 AM
"Throw as much theatrics into it as you like, we all know you did it."
Title: Re: Erotic asphyxiation and the Force do not mix
Post by: Mofo Rising on January 13, 2010, 01:16:21 AM
Just in case you're not reading xkcd (http://xkcd.com/).

(http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/force.png) (http://xkcd.com/682/)
Title: Re: Erotic asphyxiation and the Force do not mix
Post by: BlackAngel75 on January 13, 2010, 02:58:14 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on December 31, 2009, 02:12:01 AM
(http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/starwars/images/thumb/b/b1/Ozzel_croaks.jpg/800px-Ozzel_croaks.jpg)

Vader: Now, what did you say about my singing?