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Sheriff: It makes me cry; NO more donuts are left in the box
We pulled him over for doing 300 in a 35 MPH zone.
Goddamn that Superman. Always setting disabled jets down in the middle of roadways or in the middle of baseball stadiums rather than at the airport.
1st guy in car: That was it? That's all that 2012 can throw at us?
2nd guy in car: Um... Sir? Tim Curry was in that plane...
1st guy in car: NOOOOO!!!!!
Doctor on plane to pilot: I just want to let you know. We're all counting on you.
Policeman: "You can't park that here...move your vehicle immdiately..."
"All right, everybody, move along. Nothin' to see here."
Quote from: Bull on January 02, 2010, 11:27:26 PM
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Co-Pilot: Think we can get a job with Northwest?
This is my "Sully" moment
This new season of Lost doesn't make any sense.
Quote from: Flangepart on January 04, 2010, 02:00:17 PM
Quote from: Bull on January 02, 2010, 11:27:26 PM
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Pilot to Control Tower: You said it was just a little icing problem on the runway!
Pilot: "Attention passengers, we'll need a few volunteers to get out and push..."
"This is your captain speaking. There is no cause for alarm. Thank you."
"....and if you look out the window to your right, you'll see some representatives of the Chicago Police Department."
Quote from: Flangepart on January 04, 2010, 02:00:17 PM
Quote from: Bull on January 02, 2010, 11:27:26 PM
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Need a moment? Chew on Twix
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Pilot: "For those with connecting flights to Newark, you'll have to walk a few blocks up to the next bus stop, take the 11:45 bus to the airport and...."
OR
Copilot to Pilot: "Gesundheit"
This Boeing moment was brought to you by your good friends at Airbus.
Quote from: The DarkSider on January 06, 2010, 12:12:31 PM
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When a penny causes dramatic results
Why one shouldn't try to parallel park a plane.
these new tires reallyworks well, we didn't crash into the gas station!
"well thank god, the old lady with the shopping cart broke our fall..."
The pilot was intoxicated
Man, they're pulling everybody over for these holiday spot checks.
Quote from: Bull on January 02, 2010, 11:27:26 PM
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Hey, Sgt....there's no box in this accident report for "aircraft"....
Quote from: Bull on January 02, 2010, 11:27:26 PM
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Right... up yours Sully, anyone can ski in on nice soft water, try it on pavement!
Quote from: The DarkSider on January 06, 2010, 12:12:31 PM
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Doug's Doughnuts really is the main attraction to Chicago
Wow, Circus really attracts more clowns than ever
Quote from: Bull on January 09, 2010, 06:17:13 PM
Wow, Circus really attracts more clowns than ever
Bull, you should really stop making half your humorous captions about Circus... notice he hasn't been around much anymore? He was getting a little tired of those jokes.
When Barney Grumble burps too loud