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Title: Anaconda (1997)
Post by: InformationGeek on January 03, 2010, 02:07:38 PM
I'm watching this movie for my next review and it seems like an interesting movie at first glance.  I'm just starting it right now and curious to hear what your thoughts are about the film.  It looks like it combines CGI and puppetry for the snake effects and it has a rather recongizable cast.  Last thing to note is that fascinatingly enough, Roger Ebert gave the film 3 out of 4 stars, but also gave the same thing to Congo.
Title: Re: Anaconda (1997)
Post by: vukxfiles on January 03, 2010, 02:48:08 PM
This movie has bad CGI and the scene where we see the snake underwater with Owen Wilson in it's belly looks stupid and very fake.
Title: Re: Anaconda (1997)
Post by: Psycho Circus on January 03, 2010, 03:17:02 PM
I hated this movie. It has one decent looking kill scene, but the rest is garbage with awful CGI. Just a pathetic vehicle for J-Lo's pathetic acting career.  :thumbdown:
Title: Re: Anaconda (1997)
Post by: Jack on January 03, 2010, 04:17:59 PM
For a movie that got a theatrical release, I think it compares poorly to the majority of direct-to-video giant snake movies out there.  At least they're usually schlocky enough to be entertaining. 
Title: Re: Anaconda (1997)
Post by: SPazzo on January 03, 2010, 04:22:07 PM
Wasn't there some crappy straight to video sequels?  Ah yes, here we are. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118615/movieconnections)
Title: Re: Anaconda (1997)
Post by: Jack on January 03, 2010, 08:02:41 PM
Quote from: SPazzo on January 03, 2010, 04:22:07 PM
Wasn't there some crappy straight to video sequels?  Ah yes, here we are. (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118615/movieconnections)

I've got part 3 on DVD  :teddyr:
Title: Re: Anaconda (1997)
Post by: Bmeansgood on January 03, 2010, 09:27:15 PM
I liked it.  It was campy and Jon Voight was pretty over the top. 
Title: Re: Anaconda (1997)
Post by: Silverlady on January 03, 2010, 09:34:16 PM



I liked this move too.  To me Jon Voight stole the movie - Not the acaconda! :teddyr:
Title: Re: Anaconda (1997)
Post by: Pilgermann on January 04, 2010, 01:33:51 AM
I saw it once after it came out on video and I remember hating it.  There is a funny scene that occurs after the boat becomes immobilzed near a waterfall; when the boat gets moving again, the shot of it backing away from where it was stuck is the same shot in reverse (the waterfall is rising up!).
Title: Re: Anaconda (1997)
Post by: vukxfiles on January 04, 2010, 01:38:38 AM
Although this sucks, the second movie is great.
Title: Re: Anaconda (1997)
Post by: hellbilly on January 04, 2010, 04:02:59 AM
Quote from: Silverlady on January 03, 2010, 09:34:16 PM



I liked this move too.  To me Jon Voight stole the movie - Not the acaconda! :teddyr:

So true. Jon Voight is the only reason to watch Anaconda.
Title: Re: Anaconda (1997)
Post by: Time_Signature on January 04, 2010, 06:08:26 AM
I know I've seen it, but I don't remember anything at all - I guess that's a bad sign. Or, wait, doesn't Ice Cube get eaten by an anaconda? Or does he survive?
Title: Re: Anaconda (1997)
Post by: vukxfiles on January 04, 2010, 06:28:08 AM
Quote from: Time_Signature on January 04, 2010, 06:08:26 AM
I know I've seen it, but I don't remember anything at all - I guess that's a bad sign. Or, wait, doesn't Ice Cube get eaten by an anaconda? Or does he survive?

I believe he survives.
Title: Re: Anaconda (1997)
Post by: BoyScoutKevin on January 13, 2010, 04:46:23 PM
Quote from: vukxfiles on January 04, 2010, 06:28:08 AM
Quote from: Time_Signature on January 04, 2010, 06:08:26 AM
I know I've seen it, but I don't remember anything at all - I guess that's a bad sign. Or, wait, doesn't Ice Cube get eaten by an anaconda? Or does he survive?

I believe he survives.

Yes, he survives, which goes against the film stereotype that the black actor in the film always dies. But (IMHO) having seen any number of films with Jon Voight, any film in which Voight gives a bad performance, and again (IMHO) his performance is pretty poor is just a bad film and not in a good way.
Title: Re: Anaconda (1997)
Post by: The Burgomaster on January 13, 2010, 04:59:21 PM
I have no idea why Jon Voight attempted that ridiculous accent.  It's almost as bad as the one Nick Nolte used in LORENZO'S OIL.

Title: Re: Anaconda (1997)
Post by: Flick James on January 14, 2010, 12:58:33 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on January 13, 2010, 04:59:21 PM
I have no idea why Jon Voight attempted that ridiculous accent.  It's almost as bad as the one Nick Nolte used in LORENZO'S OIL.



Agreed. What the hell kind of accent was it supposed to be? Portuguese maybe? It had the rubber stamp clearly stating "this guy's affecting an accent." Horrible.
Title: Re: Anaconda (1997)
Post by: The Burgomaster on January 14, 2010, 04:29:45 PM
Quote from: jlb67 on January 14, 2010, 12:58:33 PM
Quote from: The Burgomaster on January 13, 2010, 04:59:21 PM
I have no idea why Jon Voight attempted that ridiculous accent.  It's almost as bad as the one Nick Nolte used in LORENZO'S OIL.



Agreed. What the hell kind of accent was it supposed to be? Portuguese maybe? It had the rubber stamp clearly stating "this guy's affecting an accent." Horrible.

I spent 4 months working in Portugal and have been to Brazil numerous times (plus, my wife is from Brazil).  And Voight's accent is no kind of Portuguese I've ever heard.  It's just BAAAAAAAD.

Title: Re: Anaconda (1997)
Post by: RCMerchant on January 14, 2010, 06:03:24 PM
I like ANACONDA for the simple fact that my kids were very young,and I took them to see this at the old Strand theater in Paw Paw Michigan. It brought back old memories of me as a kid watching crap like PSYCHIC KILLER, FROGS, HOMBODIES etc-at the same old ratty ass movie house I went to! We ate popcorn,Jujys,RC Cola, and the screamed and we hadda great time! I felt like I was 10 years old again!  That kinda fun is priceless.