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Title: I wish I had known
Post by: sprite75 on January 08, 2010, 11:28:29 PM

(http://usera.imagecave.com/47of74/2/sleeping.jpg)

Wife: I wish I had known this was what marriage would be like after 15 years.
Husband: (snoring loudly)

Title: Re: I wish I had known
Post by: Leah on January 08, 2010, 11:46:48 PM

suddenly, robbers robbed the Robertson's of all of their items

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Post by: silkandspikes on January 15, 2010, 05:04:32 PM

You can't have a water bed without a whale.

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Post by: Mr. DS on January 15, 2010, 05:16:45 PM

Foreplay just wasn't the same as when they were thin and young.

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Post by: AndyC on January 17, 2010, 07:16:22 PM

"Hey hey hey, quit hoggin' the covers, b***h."

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Post by: Leah on January 17, 2010, 07:55:13 PM

the funny thing is that it is 1:00 P.M.

Title: Re: I wish I had known
Post by: retrorussell on January 17, 2010, 09:17:01 PM

Quote from: sprite75 on January 08, 2010, 11:28:29 PM
(http://usera.imagecave.com/47of74/2/sleeping.jpg)

To prevent excessive methane poisoning in the household, they sleep with their backs to each other and pass their farts back and forth during the night.

Title: Re: I wish I had known
Post by: Leah on January 18, 2010, 07:12:56 PM

Both the husband and wife are pregnant :tongueout:

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