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"Blood? f**k that s**t! Pabst Blue Ribbon!"
guy: Mmmmm, Apple (makes the Homer sound when he daydreams about doughnuts)
GuY: "I'm not saying you don't look pretty, its just a bit too...well...'onion-like' for me dear..."
I'm not so sure that money we spent on the tanning bed was worth it.
Looking closely at his work, Mr. Dennis decided the spider sac was not going to be the next beehive. Undeterred, he picked up his scissors and started over.
Quote from: AndyC on January 11, 2010, 08:31:52 AM
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Woman: Like my Gary Oldman Dracula outfit?
Guy: (holding in vomit) Hrlllffff!!!
Guy: "Uh, honey ... you sure you have the wig on right. It looks like you've got a white chicken roosting on your head."
"You know, I thought it was just the hairdo, but her head really is that shape."
Well, I say you're andorian, and you hide the antenna in the hair, am I right?