Rush: I'll say it again: Global warming is a hoax!
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a8/Rush_Limbaugh_at_CPAC_%282009%29.jpg)
some guy: Yeah, but your wife was much hotter!
"...and the doctor said it was pretty easy to operate on me. I asked why and he said it was because I have no guts, heart, balls, brains, or spine, and my head and ass are interchangeable!"
"Ok, Ok, Ok...fine...I'll come out and say it...I've had fantasies of Obama and Clinton 'running a train' on me..."
I love to give B.J.'s
It's a great honor to be chosen as the Council of Pill Abusing Commentators "Man of the Year."
Just what the country needs, an expert on nothing telling them what's "correct".
"That's right, I'm still on the air, even if I haven't had anything new or relevant to say since the early 90s."