In
The Best Little Whorehouse In Texas, Burt Reynolds threatens Dom De Luise like this:
Quote"I'm gonna knock you so flat you gonna have to roll down your socks to sh*t!"
:buggedout: :buggedout:
Any others? :smile:
Plenty by Sgt. Hartman in Full Metal Jacket.
I WILL RIP OFF YOUR HEAD AND S**T DOWN YOUR NECK!
PRIVATE PYLE! I WILL RIP OFF YOUR BALLS SO YOU CANNOT CONTAMINATE THE REST OF THE WORLD!
obscure, but, this one always made me giggle.
James Earle Jones in "Field of Dreams" when Kevin Costner is initially harassing him...
"I'm going to beat you with a baseball bat...until you go away"
Just the finality to the statement always stuck with me :wink:
plus, who HASN't wanted to beat kevin costner?
got another one:
Arnold S. in Total Recall, when he is strapped in the Rekall chair early in the film and his memory cap is popped, says quite simply:
"They'll be here any minute! They'll kill you ALLLLL!"
plus (unrelated to topic) one of his better lines: "MY NAME IS NOT QUAID!"
The Outlaw Josey Wales: I'm gonna kick your ass until you're wearing it for a hat."
:teddyr:
There's only one way to deal with people like you... Expediently! ~ Chuck Norris in Good Guys Wear Black (1978)
"I live to see you eat that contract, but I hope you leave enough room for my fist because I'm going to ram it into your stomach and break your god-damn spine! "
Ahny-The Running Man
"Day ain't over yet" - 'Curly' (Jack Palance) in City Slickers, upon being asked if he had ever killed anyone. I have used this one to good effect.
In They live:"I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum."
From Doctor Who - Dalek: EXTERMINATE!!!!
Sorry, just had too. :twirl:
Schwarzeneggar is the king of threatening physical violence.
Like in Commando...
"You're a funny man, Sully, I like you. That's why I'm going to kill you last."
It gets even better in True Lies when the torturer Samir is about to torture Arnie and Jamie Lee Curtis...
Samir: "Is there anything you'd like to tell me before we start?"
Harry: "Yeah: I'm going to kill you pretty soon.
Samir: "I see. How exactly are you going to kill me?"
Harry: "First I'm gonna use you as a human shield, then I gonna kill this guard over there, with the Patterson trocar on the table. Then I was thinking about breaking your neck."
The Last Boy Scout (1991) had some fun ones
Jimmy Dix: Maybe I could take your daughter horseback riding. How old is she?
Joe Hallenbeck: She's 13, and if you even look at her funny I'm gonna shove an umbrella up your ass and open it.
McCoskey: Good morning, gentlemen. Is there a problem?
Milo: Yes, officer. As a matter of fact there is a problem. Apparently there are too many bullets in this gun.
Joe Hallenbeck: I told you, if you ever touch me again, I'll kill you.
Not really a film, but Bill Cosby in "Bill Cosby: Himself" :
"I'll beat you until you can't grow anymore."
Dutch:
Dutch: You hurt her and I'll hit you so f**king hard your dog will bleed, okay?
Robin Hood: Prince of Theives.
Sheriiff of Nottingham: I'll cut your heart out with a SPOON!
What I like about that one is the scene later when one of his underlings (cousin, I think) questions him about it and he has to explain it.
Why a spoon? Why not a knife or something.
Because a spoon is dull, it'll hurt more.
Quote from: WingedSerpent on January 22, 2010, 03:49:53 PM
Robin Hood: Prince of Theives.
Sheriiff of Nottingham: I'll cut your heart out with a SPOON!
What I like about that one is the scene later when one of his underlings (cousin, I think) questions him about it and he has to explain it.
Why a spoon? Why not a knife or something.
Because a spoon is dull, it'll hurt more.
I love Alan Rickman, what a badass, but he was THE ONLY good thing about that piece of sh**, and he couldn't save it. It wasn't so much the addition of the token Morgan Freeman, which was pretty cheesy, but how can you have a Robin Hood movie with no Prince John?
Oh, and then there's Kevn Kostner. Don't get me started. Ok, sorry, back on-topic please.
Easy Wheels (1989)
"I'll come down on you so hard it will kill your ancestors....... and their friends."
Really fun movie if you haven't seen it.
From Blackadder's Christmas Carol (not so much a threat since it immediately amounts to acts of violence)
Blackadder: In fact, there is something in your stocking, Baldrick, something I made for you.
Baldrick: Ah, well that's the best kind of gift, Mr. B. What is it?
Blackadder: It's a fist. It's for hitting people with... And the great thing is, you can use it again and again!
Matt Stone To Dian Bachar In The Movie BASEKETBALL
"Listen To Me You Little Bi**h , You Either Get out There And Make That Shot Or I'm Gonna Shove Your Head So Far Up You'r F***ing A** That You'll Have To Wear Your Socks As A Hat!"
One of the best, for me, has to be Charles Napier as Tucker McElroy in The Blues Brothers:
"You're gonna look pretty funny tryin' to eat corn on the cob with no f**kin' teeth."
Somewhat more subtle, but no less dangerous.
We don't know whether Kevin was too dense to note the danger signs, or he was so enthralled with this sexy villainess and so eager to lose his virginity to her, that he saw, but ignored, the danger signs. Either way . . .
Listening to headbanging music in her Jaq.
Lady Sylvia Marsh: "How do you rate the music?"
Kevin: "I'm not really into headbanging."
Lady Sylvia Marsh: "Are you into any sort of banging?"
Lady Sylvia Marsh: "If you don't get out of your wet things, you'll catch your death."
Lady Sylvia Marsh: "You will leave me well satisfied."
Playing Snakes 'n' Ladders in the parlor of her home, and he lands on a Snake.
"Lady Sylvia Marsh: "Down you go."
Kevin: "I'm hungry."
Lady Sylvia Marsh: "Me, too. Dinner won't be long."
Lady Sylvia Marsh: "A nice bath. And then dinner."
Kevin: "And after that."
Lady Sylvia Marsh: "Ah! The experience of a lifetime."
Lady Sylvia Marsh: "I wouldn't think of letting you go--now!"
Lady Sylvia Marsh: "I'm not done swith you--yet!"
Having him stand up in the tub, so she can wash him "properly."
"I won't bite."
And then. . .the fatal bite.
Lady Sylvia Marsh (Amanda Donohoe)
Kevin (Chris Pitt)
"Lair of the white Worm"
reviewed at this website
"Hey kid, if I catch you here again I'll kick your @ss and then I'll call the police."
Ed - Return Of The Living Dead Part 2
Jax:I'll shove that bat up your ass and turn you into a popsicle
-The Warriors
Will Ferrel To A Little Kid In The Movie STEP BROTHERS
"Sticks And Stones May Break My Bones But I'm Gonna Punch You Repeatedly In The B**ls!"