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Bush: By golly, i can't drive a manual. *sigh*
"Sir I think this calls for a little Bohemian Rhapsody..."
The remake of Herby the Love Bug was already off to a bad start.
OK, so we got the car. The cops are after us, and you can't remember the cheat combination to get unlimited ammo? Sh!t!!!!
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As Vladimir's hand moved further up his leg, Bush began to feel even more uncomfortable.
Vlad: Ya know, if you actually started the car, then maybe we might actually move!
Vladamir: The gas pedal makes car go
Vlad: "Ya know, this is an Automatic, you don't need-"
Bush:"Shut the f**k up!"
Vlad to his walkie talkie:take him boys.
Dang Vladimir, I know it's yer last name but please don't do it in the car anymore!
"It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes..... Dang! Where are the sunglasses?"
Warning- Old guys doing burn outs in a rusty car!
hows my hair? ok now lets go cruising for chicks
Miss us yet ??
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Hey look Pootie-Poot, that guy behind us that I pulled in front of is saying we're number one!
Every time George hears the name Putin, he simply has to drive up to Canada for french fries.
Vlad: It's a trap!
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Bush: "Vladimir, hold my hand while I drive off this cliff. They'll never take us alive and Michael Madsen will never make an honest woman out of me!"
Putin: "Comrade, you watch too many movies."
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Putin: Georgie, now that you have the car parked, my neck is really sore. Could you give me a quick neck rub?
Bush: "This notion that the United States is getting ready to attack Iran is simply ridiculous...
And having said that, all options are on the table."
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George: You guys are so G-D cheap not putting a backup camera in the car. I suppose you want me to back this thing in the old fashioned way.