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When gas gets cheap, everyone, EVERYONE wants some, including the clown piloting the airplane
Copilot: "You idiot, the gas tank is on the other side of the plane..."
the battle for the last pump
$20 on pump 2 please
so lets see, we have a 6,875 gal. tank and gas is at $1.79, so that's-hey, we were supposed to be a pump 2 ya jerk!
Taking a cue from the movie "AIRPLANE", the pilot stopped off for an oil check and fill-up from Jimmie Walker.
"No wait, this is a self serve station, lets go to the next one..."
sorry, out of diesel
Pilot to Copilot: "Ok you go in and ask for directions and make it quick. This area looks shady..."
Pilot to copilot: "I send you in for snacks and you bring me back a little bag of peanuts? Look around. We're on a f**king airplane!"
Aww, damn! They're closed!
Everyone is searching for Trevor