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Elephant: Bleeping Romans...Let's put this obelisk on your back. It'll look so cute. That sprite75 guy will be sure to snap a picture, as will all the other tourists. Bleeping Romans. Bleep them all. I hate them and I bleeping hate carrying this bleeping thing!
Now where's that Ymir?
"When In Rome Do In Rome they say...why I ougtta...grumble grumble grumble..."
Elephant: "Oh, so it looks top-heavy does it? Why gee, I've had this thing on my back for 2,000 years now and I never f***ing noticed that!"
"This is embarrassing. Some idiot thought nobody would notice this isn't a Christian obelisk if they stuck a little cross on top, but who has to stand under it and endure the snickers?"
Is that an obelisk on your back, or are you just hppy to see me?