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Elmer: You know Daffy maybe you should get another line of work.
or
Daffy have you ever thought about a stuntman?
Elmer: Hmm, looks like a butterfly kicked you.
Why did you shoot me? I was only trying to eat my own head.
Elmer was completely confused as how Daffy could vomit himself up.
Hmmm, bad case of Mouth eating body. go see a doctor.
One more time, Cheney, and we're taking away your gun.
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ELMER - Well. look at the bwight side, Daff; there's no
dog over the howizon waffing at us because I missed....
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Elmer: What happened Daffy?
Daffy: It was that son of a b***h Donald Duck. My no good cousin steals my girlfriend, has a worse speech impediment than I do, and now he beat me up and took my wallet!
Daffy: You think that this is FUNNY? You try going out with Chewebacca's bastard son!
Elmer: "You're not going hunting with me dwessed like that are you?"
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Elmer: At weast it's on your head and not on your waist!"
"I don't know, Daffy. You probably could have just bought a real deerstalker hat."