(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/toothpick.jpg)
Why one needs to be carefull when asking for a toothpick.
Doctor, are you SURE this is the proper tonsillectomy procedure??
Roman-era oral surgery left a lot to be desired.
(http://i72.photobucket.com/albums/i169/darksider66/toothpick.jpg)
SPARTAAA....oh, uh sorry; I thought you were someone else.
"Hang on. I think you almost got all of it out. Damn parsley."
Dentist: "You have not flossed since your last visit, now you must...(shhhhnnnnnkk...)DIE!!!"
one way to get your tonsils out.
"Aw crap. There goes another one. Is there any way we can set a depth stop on this thing?"
Wait, I asked for a bake sale, not a blade sale!