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Title: Followers drink snail mucus in rituals, causing violent illness
Post by: Newt on March 12, 2010, 03:20:09 PM
QuoteMiami man allegedly had followers drink snail mucus in rituals, causing violent illness
By The Associated Press

MIAMI - Devotees of a Miami man who claims to practice a traditional African religion say they were sickened when they had to ingest the mucus of a giant African snail.

Federal authorities in January raided Charles L. Stewart's home after receiving complaints. Stewart has not been criminally charged, but prosecutors and state and federal wildlife agencies are investigating. The giant African snail is prohibited in the U.S. without special approval.

Experts say it devastates new ecosystems. The snail grows up to 10 inches (25.4 centimetres) long, can reproduce on its own and can eat even plaster.

Stewart tells The Miami Herald he means no harm, and his religion uses the snails in healing ceremonies.

Followers said they got violently ill, losing weight and developing strange lumps in their stomachs.

:drink:   :tongueout:

"Can reproduce on its own" + "Strange lumps in their stomachs"  :buggedout: :buggedout:



Title: Re: Followers drink snail mucus in rituals, causing violent illness
Post by: Jack on March 12, 2010, 06:46:08 PM
That's why I never drink giant snail mucus.
Title: Re: Followers drink snail mucus in rituals, causing violent illness
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 12, 2010, 08:54:20 PM
Quote from: Jack on March 12, 2010, 06:46:08 PM
That's why I never drink giant snail mucus.

That snot funny.
Title: Re: Followers drink snail mucus in rituals, causing violent illness
Post by: Mr. DS on March 13, 2010, 09:33:44 AM
This thread is getting sluggish
Title: Re: Followers drink snail mucus in rituals, causing violent illness
Post by: Leah on March 13, 2010, 12:18:28 PM
it's slime to stop now!
Title: Re: Followers drink snail mucus in rituals, causing violent illness
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 13, 2010, 12:20:04 PM
I'll let you guys slug it out on this one. I can't call it
Title: Re: Followers drink snail mucus in rituals, causing violent illness
Post by: Rev. Powell on March 13, 2010, 12:47:18 PM
Quote from: Bull on March 13, 2010, 12:18:28 PM
it's slime to stop now!

You snailed it.  :wink:
Title: Re: Followers drink snail mucus in rituals, causing violent illness
Post by: Mr. DS on March 13, 2010, 04:05:59 PM
These jokes are getting very slow
Title: Re: Followers drink snail mucus in rituals, causing violent illness
Post by: Trevor on March 14, 2010, 02:02:07 AM
This thread is leaving a trail behind it .... :wink:
Title: Re: Followers drink snail mucus in rituals, causing violent illness
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on March 14, 2010, 07:14:41 PM
Quote from: Trevor on March 14, 2010, 02:02:07 AM
This thread is leaving a trail behind it .... :wink:

Then it's best we put a slug in it.
Title: Re: Followers drink snail mucus in rituals, causing violent illness
Post by: indianasmith on March 14, 2010, 07:31:33 PM
Dude . . . can't think of a pun.
Title: Re: Followers drink snail mucus in rituals, causing violent illness
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on March 15, 2010, 02:45:42 AM
I think we've hit the cap for puns on this one. 
Title: Re: Followers drink snail mucus in rituals, causing violent illness
Post by: Trevor on March 15, 2010, 02:48:53 AM
Ze French would not use zis ~ if zere was a mechanical breakdown, zey would say zat ze snails could not make zis "es-car - go"  :wink:
Title: Re: Followers drink snail mucus in rituals, causing violent illness
Post by: Newt on March 23, 2010, 07:50:16 AM
I was wondering how much they had to shell out for the privilege.  :tongueout: