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Title: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: InformationGeek on March 19, 2010, 07:34:05 PM
While you may not have any physical proof of it, sometimes you just watch a movie and feel like it is evil.  It is trying to kill, it's trying to break you, it's trying to hurt you, and etc.  What films do you think are so bad that they are downright evil?

Me?  I say The Legend of the Titanic and In Search of the Titanic.  The only reason for their existance is to torture and drive curious people to their breaking points by just witnessing them.  They are...*shiver* evil and I would have no problem saying that to the film creators if I met them.
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: RCMerchant on March 19, 2010, 08:15:02 PM
the rocky horror picture show. I won't even capilize this useless piece of moronic trying to pretend they are "hip" b^llsh!.....pretensious (did I spell that right?Mebbe not. :twirl:) What was I talking about? OH YEAH! Evil movies. Yeah. Rocky Horror. And Titanic. I do not enjoy people telling me....over-and over-how cool titanic is (I think it sucks so bad that I wont even give it the respect of captilize (did I spell that right?)the......ah sh4t....I dont even know whut I'm talking about...
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: Allhallowsday on March 19, 2010, 09:06:51 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 19, 2010, 08:15:02 PM
the rocky horror picture show. I won't even capilize this useless piece of moronic trying to pretend they are "hip" b^llsh!.....pretensious (did I spell that right?Mebbe not. :twirl:) What was I talking about? OH YEAH! Evil movies. Yeah. Rocky Horror. And Titanic. I do not enjoy people telling me....over-and over-how cool titanic is (I think it sucks so bad that I wont even give it the respect of captilize (did I spell that right?)the......ah sh4t....I dont even know whut I'm talking about...
I half agree with you BELA.  I think TITANIC (1997) is enormously great-bad.  I found it entertaining on the one hand, with awesome effects, but on the other hand, an absurd, overblown, ridiculously implausible, stupid and lame and contrived Hollywood-movie-type romantic-action/adventure-disaster flick...:lookingup: excrutiatingly annoying and a huge waste.  Definitely the longest WTF? moment in 20th century cinema.  Man, I kind of love to hate that movie. 

I liked THE ROCKY HORROR PICTURE SHOW (and don't take it personally, I always capitalize and embolden movie titles) saw it a long long time ago and many times; now, I can't sit thru it, but I still like the soundtrack.  It's from RICHARD O'BRIEN's stage musical The Rocky Horror Show... and has all great songs - complete Glam-Pop Sleaze, not exactly an original idea, but maybe now the most prominent intentionally bad movie.   Or is it just MEATLOAF?   :twirl:
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: retrorussell on March 19, 2010, 09:11:56 PM
MIDNIGHT (1982) is that bad.
SCREAM (1983) is also awful.
BURIAL GROUND (1981) is so mind-numbingly inept it hurts.  A lot.
BLOOD FEAST (1963) is just too difficult to sit through more than once.
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: MrMari on March 19, 2010, 10:21:22 PM
I've said it before, I'll say it again. I Spit On Your Grave is just plain evil. I'm a fan of the sick and twisted but this movie is straight from hell.
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: indianasmith on March 19, 2010, 11:26:03 PM
For pure, siezure inducing, moronic evil, you need look no further than . . .

THE LAND OF THE LOST!


Curse you, Will Ferrell!!!!
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: feiyen on March 20, 2010, 01:14:20 AM
Titanic I don't think I can sit thruw this movie ever again and I've watch it 3 time 2 of which were forced.
::cough: Twilight ::cough:: a new kind of evil.....
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: Cthulhu on March 20, 2010, 05:59:49 AM
Cathy's curse.
I'm not sure if it was trying to hurt me but it certainly did.
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: Chainsawmidget on March 20, 2010, 06:04:46 AM
I used to use watching Children Shouldn't Play With Dead Things as a threat to my friends. 
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: Jack on March 20, 2010, 06:43:25 AM
Death Tunnel - they should do a clinical study on the people who made this - they've obviously got the worst case of attention deficit disorder in medical history.  I hate MTV-style editing, and of course these morons had to take it to it's ultimate extreme.

Anacondas Hunt for the Blood Orchid - this was just so damned cliched and predictable that I was correctly predicting - with complete certainty - what the next scene would be and what the next line of dialogue would be.  And just to make a putrid thing even worse, they threw in a horrible comedy relief character that I wanted to bludgeon to death with one of these:

(http://webzoom.freewebs.com/1428crystallake/bat1.jpg)
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: claws on March 20, 2010, 07:27:08 AM
Quote from: retrorussell on March 19, 2010, 09:11:56 PM
MIDNIGHT (1982) is that bad.
SCREAM (1983) is also awful.
BURIAL GROUND (1981) is so mind-numbingly inept it hurts.  A lot.
BLOOD FEAST (1963) is just too difficult to sit through more than once.

Agreed on Scream but damn, do I ever have a soft spot for that movie. I just bought the DVD which comes with Director's commentary.
Burial Ground is classic Italian cheese though and Michael (Peter Bark) has quite the cult following.

"Mother, this cloth smells of death!"

:bouncegiggle: :thumbup:
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: Leah on March 20, 2010, 07:51:46 AM
Superbabies 1&2- they are the root of EVIL
Pocket Ninjas-just at the tip of evil
Monster A Go go-it is evil
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: RCMerchant on March 20, 2010, 10:15:17 AM
Quote from: MrMari on March 19, 2010, 10:21:22 PM
I've said it before, I'll say it again. I Spit On Your Grave is just plain evil. I'm a fan of the sick and twisted but this movie is straight from hell.
Can't argue on that one. Vile junk. The last thing I want to see in a movie is  gang raping morons. Garbage. Ugh.
Quote from: claws on March 20, 2010, 07:27:08 AM
Quote from: retrorussell on March 19, 2010, 09:11:56 PM
MIDNIGHT (1982) is that bad.
SCREAM (1983) is also awful.
BURIAL GROUND (1981) is so mind-numbingly inept it hurts.  A lot.
BLOOD FEAST (1963) is just too difficult to sit through more than once.

Agreed on Scream but damn, do I ever have a soft spot for that movie. I just bought the DVD which comes with Director's commentary.
Burial Ground is classic Italian cheese though and Michael (Peter Bark) has quite the cult following.

"Mother, this cloth smells of death!"

:bouncegiggle: :thumbup:

I like BURIAL GROUND too!

"It's a monster!" You think so,mo-mo?  :bouncegiggle: Classic cheese.
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: Andrew on March 20, 2010, 10:43:34 AM
Candy
Because I didn't want to watch a dumb blonde girl wander across America being sexually molested by ever person she meets until she finally has sex with her daddy.

Heartbeeps
Andy Kaufman and Bernadette Peters pretending to be robots.  Before long, you start cheering for the killbot to destroy them or for Randy Quaid to finally catch and deactivate them.

Pink Flamingos
Why does John Waters think that I want to see even half of what he filmed?

Can Heironymus Merkin Ever Forget Mercy Humppe and Find True Happiness?
Once more, a pretentious 1960s film, and, oh goody, Anthony Newley's bare buttocks.

The Lemon Grove Kids Meet the Monsters
On par with the student films that my friends made in high school.  However, unlike those films, none of the people appearing in this are my friends - which means that they are my enemies.
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: RCMerchant on March 20, 2010, 11:02:16 AM
Quote from: Andrew on March 20, 2010, 10:43:34 AM

The Lemon Grove Kids Meet the Monsters
On par with the student films that my friends made in high school.  However, unlike those films, none of the people appearing in this are my friends - which means that they are my enemies.

Dang! I almost fell over in my chair from laffing after reading this!
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:  :thumbup: :thumbup: :cheers:
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: lester1/2jr on March 20, 2010, 11:19:31 AM
Skullduggery
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: JaseSF on March 20, 2010, 01:54:02 PM
Most H.G. Lewis films fit the bill for me. Most of them seem obsessed with torturing and mutilating women via the process of cheesy gory special effects.
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: Silverlady on March 20, 2010, 02:31:05 PM
Quote from: indianasmith on March 19, 2010, 11:26:03 PM
For pure, siezure inducing, moronic evil, you need look no further than . . .

THE LAND OF THE LOST!


Curse you, Will Ferrell!!!!

Geez, I couldn't agree with you more. I so had wanted this one to be good ... and it was horribly bad!
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: Allhallowsday on March 20, 2010, 10:06:13 PM
Quote from: Cthulhu on March 20, 2010, 05:59:49 AM
Cathy's curse.
I'm not sure if it was trying to hurt me but it certainly did.
I started watching that the other night... prepubescent "Audrey Rose" ripoff with budding breasts,  :bluesad: just gross... flipped out mother, dopey no-effects, truly horrible and I was only a half hour in... can't wait to finish it!!!   :teddyr: :lookingup: :buggedout:
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: Andrew on March 20, 2010, 10:56:07 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 20, 2010, 11:02:16 AM
Quote from: Andrew on March 20, 2010, 10:43:34 AM

The Lemon Grove Kids Meet the Monsters
On par with the student films that my friends made in high school.  However, unlike those films, none of the people appearing in this are my friends - which means that they are my enemies.

Dang! I almost fell over in my chair from laffing after reading this!
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:  :thumbup: :thumbup: :cheers:

Ah, you've seen "The Lemon Grove Kids Meet the Monsters."  That is just an awful mess, and painful to watch.
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: 3mnkids on March 20, 2010, 11:06:56 PM
Forest of Death~~Did you know that if a tree witnesses a murder it can help solve the crime?  :lookingup: 
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: RCMerchant on March 21, 2010, 01:39:36 AM
Quote from: Andrew on March 20, 2010, 10:56:07 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 20, 2010, 11:02:16 AM
Quote from: Andrew on March 20, 2010, 10:43:34 AM

The Lemon Grove Kids Meet the Monsters
On par with the student films that my friends made in high school.  However, unlike those films, none of the people appearing in this are my friends - which means that they are my enemies.

Dang! I almost fell over in my chair from laffing after reading this!
:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:  :thumbup: :thumbup: :cheers:

Ah, you've seen "The Lemon Grove Kids Meet the Monsters."  That is just an awful mess, and painful to watch.

Yeah-pretty heart rending.I've had hangovers that were more enjoyable!
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: Bmeansgood on March 21, 2010, 03:56:47 AM
Caligula--made me feel dirty for about a week.
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: voltron on March 23, 2010, 05:47:11 PM
Quote from: Allhallowsday on March 20, 2010, 10:06:13 PM
Quote from: Cthulhu on March 20, 2010, 05:59:49 AM
Cathy's curse.
I'm not sure if it was trying to hurt me but it certainly did.
I started watching that the other night... prepubescent "Audrey Rose" ripoff with budding breasts,  :bluesad: just gross... flipped out mother, dopey no-effects, truly horrible and I was only a half hour in... can't wait to finish it!!!   :teddyr: :lookingup: :buggedout:

I actually liked Cathy's Curse when I saw it as a kid (my standards were pretty low), but I believe I've seen worse. Anyone catch Lurkers? Ugh.  :thumbdown:
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: Skull on March 23, 2010, 11:54:17 PM
Quote from: RCMerchant on March 19, 2010, 08:15:02 PM
the rocky horror picture show. I won't even capilize this useless piece of moronic trying to pretend they are "hip" b^llsh!.....pretensious (did I spell that right?Mebbe not. :twirl:) What was I talking about? OH YEAH! Evil movies. Yeah. Rocky Horror. And Titanic. I do not enjoy people telling me....over-and over-how cool titanic is (I think it sucks so bad that I wont even give it the respect of captilize (did I spell that right?)the......ah sh4t....I dont even know whut I'm talking about...

I do like the time warp but saddly the movie is longer then 5 min. music video... For years I kept hearing how good Rocky Horror is and when I finally seen it (which was in the early 1990's). I'd thought it was ok for a musical cross-dressing-freak-show, but the story seemed more of a cartoon rape fantasy disguised as a new wave musical, or is it glam rock?

I agree with RC on this one... the story is pure evil...
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: Trevor on March 24, 2010, 07:20:51 AM
Quote from: Andrew on March 20, 2010, 10:43:34 AM
Once more, a pretentious 1960s film, and, oh goody, Anthony Newley's bare buttocks.

:buggedout: :buggedout: :buggedout:

Still, it does have Joan Collins as "Polyester Poontang".  :wink:
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: Derf on March 24, 2010, 07:40:34 AM
I may catch some flak here for this one, but Meet the Feebles made me feel dirty in my soul. I wanted to like it; I mean, it's a twisted send up of the Muppets. I should like it. But I've watched it twice, and both times, I felt dirty for a week afterward.
Title: Re: Films so Bad that They are Evil
Post by: Leah on March 24, 2010, 07:43:11 AM
Garbage Pail Kids, Batman and Robin, Star Wars Holiday Special, Lost in Space, Bio-dome- these are what the Nostalgia Critic would call Evil