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I've heard people talk about the government invading their privacy, but I never thought they'd be that obvious about it.
Uncle Sam: hehe, a live boobies show.
Uncle Sam wants YOU! To take your clothes off!
Uncle Sam: A proud graduate of the Torgo school of peeping!
Uncle Sam. Spying on citizens since 1812.
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Wow, Martha never looked that good. I think for the first time since 1768 I'm getting a woody.
"Hi, I'm here to collect the nudity tax."
Uncle Sam: Dammit, I got a hard on again!