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Ernie: Oh hi, Bert.
Bert: Hi, Ernie.
Ernie: Say, is that the new edition of Playgirl?
Bert: Sure is! Would you like to borrow it when I'm done?
Ernie: Yes, oh yes!!
Bert: Ok, but try not to mess it up this time...
Bert: Let see, how to stab your obnoxious bastard of a friend chapter 18
"Sorry Ernie but this medical book says nothing about small animals stuck in your rectum. Why are you asking anyways?"
Bert: Yes Ernie, dis is a Rachael Ray cook book!
Quote from: The DarkSider on April 04, 2010, 07:28:43 PM
"Sorry Ernie but this medical book says nothing about small animals stuck in your rectum. Why are you asking anyways?"
Would this (http://www.badmovies.org/forum/index.php/topic,124703.msg263511.html#msg263511) be why?
"How the hell am I supposed to get in that position, Ernie?"
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"You're right Ern, they definitely screwed up. Our contract specifically requires Fiji Water, a bowl of green M&Ms and a half dozen Taiwanese strippers at every personal appearance."
"MY face! My God! The book is eating my face!"
BERT
She speaks:
O, speak again, bright angel! for thou art
As glorious to this night, being o'er my head
As is a winged messenger of heaven
Unto the white-upturned wondering eyes
Of mortals that fall back to gaze on him
When he bestrides the lazy-pacing clouds
And sails upon the bosom of the air.
ERNIE
O Romeo, Romeo! wherefore art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name;
Or, if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love,
And I'll no longer be a Capulet.
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Bert: OH MY GOD, IT SAIDS THAT WE'RE BIG BIRDS b***hES!!!!
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Why does the pages taste like whip cream?
Klaatu...barad... nikto