Has anyone seen "Never Too Young To Die", I'm looking for some info on this film. The cast is interesting, it includes Robert Englund, one time James Bond George Lazenby, John Stamos, Vainity, and Gene Simmons.
Any thoughts on this one?
Only that that's probably the craziest cast this side of "The Devil's Rain".
I though the movie sucked, but Vanity's nude scenes were nice.
"Never Too Young To Die" is a pretty terrible,but campy action film,with Stamos(who heavily regrets doing this film)as a gymnast-turned-wannabe Bond-esque secret agent who teams with Vanity to avenge his spy dad(George Lazenby)'s murder by the henchmen of cross-dressing hermidyte(I'm writing this really,really late,so please forgive my spelling of this word)villain(KISS' Gene Simmons)who wants to poison the reservoirs of L.A.,with gay henchman Robert Englund leading the Road Warrior-looking baddies after Stamos.
Originally released with a PG-13(but later changed to an R, thanks to Vanity's,and Gene's,breasts baring scene,and a few gory murders),this movie enjoyed a nationwide theatrical release,and was on the now out-of-print Charter Entertainment video.This one,like every other M.I.A. 70s and 80s films,needs a DVD release,with Gene's tongue frenching Vanity's mouth(yes,that really does happen),and all.
Between Gene's topless scenes and the mention of him frenching Vanity, that has to be the most scary film since "Henry". Dare I see it? Probably not.
-Heather