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Ernie: Oh my God! The Viagra's working!!!"
Bert: (sotto voce) Swell!
Ernie: "Hey Bert, Bert?"
Bert: "What!"
Ernie: "I think someone's got their hand up my ass."
Ernie: "Bert, why don't we move the beds together?"
Ernie: " I've got a boner Bert... again "
...
Bert: " SHUT THE F*CK UP "
Ernie: DUUUUUUUUUUUDE, We should DEFINITELY DO IT!!!!
Bert: I'm not GAY!!
Bert, when did you install mirrors on the ceiling?
"There's a cat up there, Bert...a cat in the ceiling...and he's watching me, Bert. He's watching me when I...you know..."
Quote from: sprite75 on April 10, 2010, 10:25:54 AM
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Ernie: Bert.. I thought about you last night when I was touching myself. Do you think about me at night?
Bert: Ernie, I think about you all the time. (tightly grips .45 underneath pillow)
Ernie: Bert?
Bert: What, Ernie?
Ernie: I was thinking, could we try trading beds tomorrow night?
"Not again, Ernie. I already can't lay on my back."