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Title: Recession hits CSI Miami.
Post by: Neville on April 14, 2010, 08:44:23 AM
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- I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya, punk?

- If you leave me go, I won't tell you're packing a toy gun.

- Agreed.
Title: Re: Recession hits CSI Miami.
Post by: Vik on April 14, 2010, 10:09:13 AM
Quote from: Neville on April 14, 2010, 08:44:23 AM


.44 Magnum

Sorry if I'm being anal, but that looks like a flare gun
Title: Re: Recession hits CSI Miami.
Post by: sprite75 on April 14, 2010, 10:31:31 AM
Slim, I ain't never seen a handgun that big before!

Yeah, it's a 50 caliber. They used to use it to hunt buffalo with... up close! It's only legal in two states. And this isn't one of them.
Title: Re: Recession hits CSI Miami.
Post by: Neville on April 14, 2010, 10:49:25 AM
Quote from: White Dynamite on April 14, 2010, 10:09:13 AM
Quote from: Neville on April 14, 2010, 08:44:23 AM


.44 Magnum

Sorry if I'm being anal, but that looks like a flare gun

It is, but the joke works better if you ignore that.
Title: Re: Recession hits CSI Miami.
Post by: Jack on April 14, 2010, 01:12:43 PM
Because of this guy, there's now a sign in front of the armory saying "All sunglasses must be removed prior to picking out weapons".
Title: Re: Recession hits CSI Miami.
Post by: Chainsawmidget on April 23, 2010, 08:50:42 PM
Are you Sarah Conner?
Title: Re: Recession hits CSI Miami.
Post by: Flangepart on April 24, 2010, 09:26:18 AM
Quote from: Neville on April 14, 2010, 08:44:23 AM
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"They said I had a real flare for comedy, so laugh or else!"
Title: Re: Recession hits CSI Miami.
Post by: TheDope on April 28, 2010, 08:34:45 PM

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Oh, sorry pal; I thought you were Yosemite Sam.
Title: Re: Recession hits CSI Miami.
Post by: The Gravekeeper on April 29, 2010, 12:24:52 AM
What you don't see is the homicidal scarecrow he's pointing a flare gun at.
Title: Re: Recession hits CSI Miami.
Post by: AndyC on May 04, 2010, 08:13:15 AM
"One more step and I'll signal a passing ship. I mean it."
Title: Re: Recession hits CSI Miami.
Post by: Leah on May 04, 2010, 05:50:15 PM
Guy off screen: That ain't a real gun, i can see the Made in China inscription on it!