I acknowledge that they look positively awful, but are any of them entertainingly awful?
No.
No, not even for laughs.
I was "introduced" to my very first Polonia movie, Hellspawn (1993), through a friend of mine at another forum. My friend also submitted the movie to IMDb as it wasn't even listed back then. She also made a Hellspawn Appreciation Page, and there is a link for it at the Hellspawn IMDb page.
Hellspawn became somewhat of a cult favorite amongst us and we even did a few Hellspawn-viewing-parties while we were in chat. Good times.
The only other Polonia movie I thought was fun is Splatterfarm (1987), and to some extent, Night Crawlers (1996).
Carnage Road: The Legend of Quiltface was awful. Entertainingly awful? Well, maybe slightly.
In a word: No.
Well, there is a certain appeal now that I think about it.
When you watch them, you can feel better about yourself for not being any of the people involved in making it.
Yeouch... Think I'll be missing those movies, then. I guess my avoidance of them in the first place was well founded.
I'd have to go with Preyliens: Alien Predators on this. It's bad in a way that's almost endearing and I always get a kick out of the monster, the guy in the gorrila suit having to wear a bright orange vest so hunters wouldn't shoot at them by accident during filming:tongueout:. The real fun is in showing a Polonia film to the uninitiated and watching their reaction to it from a distance beyond choking range, my family still throws "when first you came upon it" at me with just a touch of spite.
Watch How to Slay a Vampire, you'll hate me for it. :bouncegiggle: