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Guard holding pike: Oh, man. I have to go to the bathroom. Why did I have all that beer and coffee and watermelon?
Quote from: sprite75 on April 18, 2010, 09:49:50 PM
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Guard on left: Sorry, but all new recruits must undertake a prostate exam. Please drop your pants and bend over.
New recruit (looking at spear): HELLS NO!!! (runs away screaming)
So, just how did you convince the Pope to let you do the 'Michael Jackson' look, anyhoo?
(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/b/bd/Swiss_Guard.jpg)
A scene from Harold and Kumar Go To The Vatican.