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Title: Bow Hunting
Post by: flackbait on April 29, 2010, 10:32:45 PM
(http://sites.google.com/site/mahboubian/soldier.jpg)
How the heck are you supposed to use this thing again?
Title: Re: Bow Hunting
Post by: retrorussell on April 29, 2010, 11:37:28 PM
"Let's see.. if I raise my left hand a bit higher and put my finger near the trigger, where I'd put the arrow across.. (BANG!!! [shoots himself in foot])"

"HOOOOOOLY MOTHER OF JESUS THE PAIN!!!  AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
Title: Re: Bow Hunting
Post by: Jack on April 30, 2010, 06:24:30 AM
An early production still from SyFy's "Werewolves in Basra".
Title: Re: Bow Hunting
Post by: TheDope on April 30, 2010, 04:31:08 PM

(http://sites.google.com/site/mahboubian/soldier.jpg)

A still from the upcoming direct-to-video movie Ernest goes to Iraq.
Title: Re: Bow Hunting
Post by: Rev. Powell on April 30, 2010, 05:38:20 PM
Quote from: flackbait on April 29, 2010, 10:32:45 PM
(http://sites.google.com/site/mahboubian/soldier.jpg)


Audio response (http://new.wavlist.com/movies/262/fmj-numnuts.wav)
Title: Re: Bow Hunting
Post by: Trevor on May 04, 2010, 02:53:50 AM
Quote from: retrorussell on April 29, 2010, 11:37:28 PM
"Let's see.. if I raise my left hand a bit higher and put my finger near the trigger, where I'd put the arrow across.. (BANG!!! [shoots himself in foot])"

"HOOOOOOLY MOTHER OF JESUS THE PAIN!!!  AAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle: :teddyr:
Title: Re: Bow Hunting
Post by: Leah on May 04, 2010, 07:38:05 AM
My invisible arrow is a great idea, now where did i put it?
Title: Re: Bow Hunting
Post by: AndyC on May 04, 2010, 08:18:35 AM
"They're coming! We need to improvise weapons out of whatever we can find!"
Title: Re: Bow Hunting
Post by: retrorussell on May 10, 2010, 03:17:18 AM
Quote from: Rev. Powell on April 30, 2010, 05:38:20 PM
Quote from: flackbait on April 29, 2010, 10:32:45 PM
(http://sites.google.com/site/mahboubian/soldier.jpg)


Soldier: Take that, Venger!  Zoosh!  Zoosh!
(Someone has watched the Dungeons and Dragons cartoon a few too many times.)
Title: Re: Bow Hunting
Post by: Flangepart on May 10, 2010, 11:54:16 AM
Hope that Borntreger guy gets back with the arrows, I'll look like a fool if someone sees me now...
Title: Re: Bow Hunting
Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 10, 2010, 04:38:07 PM
All things considered, this is working alot better than when I tried firing my M-16 ammo from a bow.