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Title: Fox to remake Commando
Post by: trekgeezer on April 30, 2010, 07:17:35 AM
No word as to who will take Arnold's part, but they are saying it will be more grounded in reality.


http://www.darkhorizons.com/news/17036/fox-to-remake-arnie-s-commando-

Title: Re: Fox to remake Commando
Post by: Starsky on April 30, 2010, 06:36:28 PM
Well of course it will be because reality is what that movie needs. Finally.  :lookingup:


I somewhat like it that they tell you right away that it's gona be utter crap:

Commando more realistic
Toxic Avenger PG-13


When's that family friendly remake of faces of death gona hit us? Or wait no no no I've got a better one:

Lord of the rings with a bracelet - It's like the trilogy but with a bracelet you know? for kids!
Title: Re: Fox to remake Commando
Post by: Jim H on April 30, 2010, 09:25:42 PM
Quote from: Starsky on April 30, 2010, 06:36:28 PM
Well of course it will be because reality is what that movie needs. Finally.  :lookingup:


I somewhat like it that they tell you right away that it's gona be utter crap:

Commando more realistic
Toxic Avenger PG-13


When's that family friendly remake of faces of death gona hit us? Or wait no no no I've got a better one:

Lord of the rings with a bracelet - It's like the trilogy but with a bracelet you know? for kids!

Well, to be fair, it's not actually confirmed that Toxic Avenger will be PG-13.  That was just what they seemed to be saying inbetween the lines.  Maybe we'll get lucky.  Doubt it though.

And yeah, grounding Commando in reality is about the worst thing you could do to it.  It's also another pointless remake, as the original is a flawless masterpiece. 

They should make the sequel, which had a hilarious script written for it.  It's floating out there on the net if you look for it.
Title: Re: Fox to remake Commando
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on April 30, 2010, 11:21:28 PM
Wow, what an awful idea.   This is almost as bad as the idea I heard for Stephen King's Cell movie (basically turning it into a Night of the Living Dead knock off). 
Title: Re: Fox to remake Commando
Post by: Javakoala on May 01, 2010, 12:23:54 AM
Can we vote to have Hollywood voted OFF the island?  PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!??????????????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Fox to remake Commando
Post by: TheDope on May 01, 2010, 07:18:38 AM
Quote from: Jim H on April 30, 2010, 09:25:42 PMThey should make the sequel, which had a hilarious script written for it.  It's floating out there on the net if you look for it.

Matter of fact, it's floating here! (http://commandofans.com/behind-the-scenes/scripts/)

I read it before and agree - this needs to be made yesterday!!!!   :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: