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Other Topics => Off Topic Discussion => Weird News Stories => Topic started by: 3mnkids on May 05, 2010, 05:45:53 PM

Title: Man Dies After 'Friends' Insert Eel in His Rectum
Post by: 3mnkids on May 05, 2010, 05:45:53 PM
http://www.newser.com/story/87719/man-dies-after-friends-insert-eel-in-his-rectum.

QuoteNewser) – A Chinese chef with possibly the worst friends in the world died after a live eel shoved up his rectum as a prank when he was passed out drunk gnawed through his guts. Doctors mystified by the man's abdominal pain and anal bleeding cut him open and were astonished to find the 20-inch eel, which had died but not before doing considerable damages to his insides, Shanghaiist reports. The patient died after 10 days in intensive care. Police are investigating, and the "friends" are likely to face charges.

Poor guy. What the hell would posses someone to stick something like that, or anything really, up a "friends" butt? Crazy. wow, worst friends EVER.
Title: Re: Man Dies After 'Friends' Insert Eel in His Rectum
Post by: Mr. DS on May 06, 2010, 11:01:52 AM
This is a very slippery story...


(sorry... :bluesad:)
Title: Re: Man Dies After 'Friends' Insert Eel in His Rectum
Post by: Jack on May 06, 2010, 01:00:46 PM
I'm trying to eat lunch here, if you don't mind  :teddyr:
Title: Re: Man Dies After 'Friends' Insert Eel in His Rectum
Post by: Doggett on May 06, 2010, 03:03:57 PM
Quote from: Jack on May 06, 2010, 01:00:46 PM
I'm trying to eat lunch here, if you don't mind  :teddyr:

...he says as he watches The Human Centipede...  :wink:
Title: Re: Man Dies After 'Friends' Insert Eel in His Rectum
Post by: BTM on May 06, 2010, 04:07:02 PM
Reminds me of that old joke... to paraphrase:

"They stuck an eel up his ass!"
"Rectum."
"Wrecked him, hell, it KILLED him!"

Seriously, WTF?  I mean, I've heard of crazy drunk pranks before, but sticking a LIVE ANIMAL up someone's rear end?  Jeez, I hope those ass monkeys (no pun intended) face serious jail time, and that when the other prisoners find out what they did they that they get a similar treatment...
Title: Re: Man Dies After 'Friends' Insert Eel in His Rectum
Post by: Sister Grace on May 06, 2010, 04:25:52 PM
I'm pretty open-minded and i love the bizzare, but that was just way too much.....
Title: Re: Man Dies After 'Friends' Insert Eel in His Rectum
Post by: Leah on May 06, 2010, 04:27:57 PM
does this mean that the 'friends' were drunk too?
Title: Re: Man Dies After 'Friends' Insert Eel in His Rectum
Post by: Javakoala on May 06, 2010, 04:42:50 PM
Quote from: Sister Grace on May 06, 2010, 04:25:52 PM
I'm pretty open-minded and i love the bizzare, but that was just way too much.....

Wonderful see you back, Sister Grace! Haven't seen a posting from you in a while.

As far as this story goes, I bet "eel" never do THAT again.

Title: Re: Man Dies After 'Friends' Insert Eel in His Rectum
Post by: Doggett on May 06, 2010, 04:52:10 PM
Quote from: Javakoala on May 06, 2010, 04:42:50 PM

As far as this story goes, I bet "eel" never do THAT again.




Oh, man...
You guys never dissapoint when it comes to bad jokes !

:teddyr:
Title: Re: Man Dies After 'Friends' Insert Eel in His Rectum
Post by: indianasmith on May 06, 2010, 06:19:16 PM
Man, how wasted WERE these people?

Oh well, that's a moray!
Title: Re: Man Dies After 'Friends' Insert Eel in His Rectum
Post by: jimmybob on May 12, 2010, 03:44:44 PM
I'm a bit shocked they would do something like this.

-Jimmybob
Title: Re: Man Dies After 'Friends' Insert Eel in His Rectum
Post by: Raffine on May 14, 2010, 08:33:23 PM
Quote from: jimmybob on May 12, 2010, 03:44:44 PM
I'm a bit shocked they would do something like this.

-Jimmybob

Yeah, I was thinking the only way this story could possibly be worse was if it had been an electric eel.
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