I thought this might be kind of interesting. Can you describe the plot, or generally what happens through at least much of the film, in 5 words or less? It doesn't have to be a perfectly structured sentence (or VERY short sentences), by any means. For example:
THE CHILDREN (1980)
Kids burn adults; hands chopped.
Any takers?
DEAD SNOW (2009): Norwegian kids massacre Nazi zombies.
Zombie Lake - Nazi zombies fondle naked chicks
Good ones!
Super Fuzz (1981):
Super powered cop busts counterfeiters.
300
This is SPARTA! :teddyr:
Friday The 13th Part IV:
Jason stopped by bald kid.
THE LIBERTINE
Johnny Depp dies of syphilis.
Spoilers! :wink:
Transformers (2007)
Giant robots destroy everything.
Anthropophagus: The Grim Reaper
Hungry cannibal eats boring tourists.
Hard Rock Zombies
This movie makes no sense :teddyr:
THE BEAST OF YUCCA FLATS: Tor. Button pushed. Things happen.
The Creeping Terror: Carpet Monster eats leggy gals.
A Nightmare On Elm Street (1984):
Burnt man slices sleeping teens.
Manos: The Hands of Fate:
Family gets lost, women wrestle!
The Ring: VHS that will kill you
Mortal Kombat: Saving the world with fighting
Wendy and Lucy: Woman loses dog. That's it.
The Human Centipede:
Surgically joined tourists eat sh!t
Atom Age Vampire: Monster Kills Keep Girl Hottie
Attack of the Giant Leeches: Inflatable Swamp Critters Suck Rednecks
Alien From L.A.: Valley Girl Invades Center Earth
Monster From Green Hell: Walking, Incredibly Slow Giant Bugs
I Spit On Your Grave
Raped woman cuts off pecker
Devil Times Five (1974):
5 kids kill stupid adults.
Smokey and the Bandit:
Truckers win bootleg beer bet
My Dinner with Andre:
Two guys talk and eat
The Being:
Mutant terrorizes Idaho during Easter
Glen or Glenda:
Transvestites are normal, gays aren't
The Allnighter: Susanna Hoffs wants get laid.
Bloodlust!: Most Dangerous Game with "Teens".
Bruce Lee's Secret: Bruce Li vs. 70s Disco Thugs
Invisible Ghost: "Dead" Wife Inspires Mad Strangler
12 To the Moon: Interracial Crew. Moon Rocket. Dullsville.
True Game of Death: Bruce Le Fakes Death. Tasteless.
Tarzan's Desert Mystery: Tarzan Meets Slurpasaurs. Fake Spider.
Tarzan Triumphs: Tarzan vs. Nazis. Cheetah's show.
Island of Death:
Righteous, incestuous couple kill people.
Terror Toons:
Cartoons from Hell kill people.
The Simpsons Movie:
Homer gets his family banished.
Teeth:
Girl has teeth in hoo-ha.
Session 9:
Guys talk. One gets possessed.
The Prey:
Nature footage. Random deaths.
Panic in Echo Park: Black Doctor Fights Corporate Contagion.
One Million B.C.: Rock People Bad. Slurpasaurs Rule.
My Son, the Vampire: Vampire Lugosi, Robot Terrorize Crossdresser
Lady Frankenstein: Frankenstein's Daughter Creates Monster/Lover?!
House Of Psychotic Women: Killer plucks eyeballs. Tourist suspected.
Twitch Of The Death Nerve: People murdered over land rights.
House: Man faces demons, Vietnam comrade.
Hausu: Silly events terrorize Japanese girls.
Friday The 13th Part VI: Tommy accidentally resurrects Jason. Oops!
Maniac: Vaudevillian impersonates doctor he killed.
Night of the living dead: Dead alive, must survive.
Freddy vs. Jason: Horror icons tussle. Teens die.
Horror Hospital: Doctor, beheading limo seek experiments.
Caligula: Mad Roman emperor tortures subjects.
Rana, Legend Of Shadow Lake: Lake monster munches dullards. Thanks!
Frogs: Amphibians, reptiles, spiders pester non-ecologists.
Reptilicus: Prehistoric monster destroys Copenhagen, Denmark
The Death Kiss: Brief Lugosi. Writer Investigates Murder.
Diary of a Madman: Vincent Price Possessed by Horla.
Duel: Big Rig Road Rage Terror.
Eegah: Caveman lusts for Arch's girl.
Return Of The Living Dead- Zombies really want more paramedics
Dawn Of The Dead - Malls are great hiding places
Meet The Feebles - Naughty puppets end up shot
Judge Dredd - Judge Dredd loses his job.
The Mist - There is mist. And monsters.
Ace Ventura Pet Detective: Guy ass talks. Saves dolphin.
Clerks.- Store clerks b***h about customers.
UHF- Wacky janitor saves tv station.
Freaked- Rastafarian Eyeballs. Styrofoam Cup.
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy- Opposing news teams battle royal.
Chasing Amy- Affleck makes gay women straight.
Dogma- God's army includes potheads.
The Toxic Avenger- Radioactive waste makes you cuter.
Cannibal! The Musical- Japanese were true Native Americans.
Mystery Men- Screaming is not a superpower.
Monster A Go Go- p**s off the audience big-time!
Blood Feast: Egyptian caterer sacrifices dumb women.
Friday The 13th Part V: Paramedic kills teens, not Jason.
Deadly Blessing: Girls visit Amish community; terrorized.
The Brood: Mom births mutants; eats placenta.
Deadly Spawn: Phallic aliens invade; munch Earthlings.
CHUD- Hobos become monsters; devour Yorkers.
Laserblast - Unlikeable teen blows crap up
Puppetmaster 3 - Toulon's handywork wastes Nazis
Xanadu - Muses sometimes have awful ideas
Eyes Of A Stranger- Fat sicko murders. Stalks sisters.
Contamination/Toxic Spawn- Alien egg goo explodes astronauts.
Alone In The Dark- Psychos escape nuthouse; pursue doctor.
Student Bodies- Psychopath monologues; wields silly weapons.
Breakfast Club- Students in detention talk forever.
Titanic - Awful writing exploits real tragedy
Jaws - Three guys hunt a shark.
Volcano/Dante's Peak - Volcano blows up, stupidity ensues.
2012 - World blows up, stupidity ensues.
Armageddon - Asteroid shows up, stupidity ensues.
I could probably keep going like that all day.
Xtro- Dad turns bad via aliens.
Game Of Death- Kung-fu expert defeats pagoda bosses.
2000 Maniacs- Hicktown celebrates secession. Tourists die.
Independence Day: Aliens show up, stupidity ensues.
Godzilla (1998): Frog-zilla shows up, stupidity ensues.
Thanks Mofo for the inspiration.
Transformers - Giant robots appear, stupidity ensues.
Cloverfield - Monster attacks, shaky stupidity ensues.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull - Indy returns, not much ensues.
House of 1000 Corpses - Stop watching after Captain Spaulding
Night Warning- Aunt overprotects nephew. Murders happen.
Terror Train- Nerd pranked; avenges aboard train.
Friday The 13th Part III- Jason kills potheads. Ejects eyeball.
Fade To Black- Movie nerd wears costumes. Kills.
Time After Time- Herbert Wells meets killer; time-travels.
Back To The Future - Mother almost bangs her kid
Karate Kid - Kid learns karate via chores
Philadelphia- Black homophobe defends ill homosexual
The Believer- Jewish guy thinks he's Nazi
Troy- Brad Pitt with hairy pits
Van Helsing- Guy kills unrelated monsters
Bad Taste- Peter Jackson's best movie, ever
CITIZEN KANE (spoilers): It's his damn sled?! Cripes!
Fright Night- Horror host, kid battle vampire.
House Where Evil Dwells- Samurai ghosts terrorize American family.
Nekromantik- Guy and girlfriend screw corpses.
Humongous- Monstrous rape offspring murders boaters.
Sleepaway Camp (Spoiler!)- Transvestite at camp murders bullies.
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra: Mindless military battles. Totally forgettable.
Transformers: The Movie (animated): Bah weep grahna weep ninnybomb!
Who Could Kill A Child?: Island kids kill tourist adults.
Eyeball: Red-hooded killer gouges tourist eyeballs.
House of Wax- Paris Hilton gets massacred, yay!
Star Trek: The Motion Picture - Gene spent how much?
Falling Down - Old-fashioned guy finally snaps
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves - Wasn't Robin Hood English?
Xanadu: Muse inspires ballroom; glows intermittently.
Eaten Alive: Weirdo innkeeper feeds gator boarders.
Friday The 13th Part VII: Jason revives, meets telekinetic girl.
The Toy: Billionaire buys Afro-American for son.
Warlock: Satan's son places curse, kills.
Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner - Snow melts, refreezes, melts again.
It's a great movie, really!
Quote from: Mofo Rising on May 23, 2010, 02:59:13 AM
Atanarjuat: The Fast Runner - Snow melts, refreezes, melts again.
It's a great movie, really!
I remember my wife almost watching the whole thing through, thinking there were no subtitles. Then I showed her how to turn them on. :teddyr:
Happy Birthday To Me: Girl suffers amnesia; sister kills.
Bloody Birthday: Eclipse makes kids kill elders.
Chatterbox: Woman's sausage tube talks, sings.
Friday the 13th Part VIII- Jason Takes Manhattan: Jason terrorizes Canada, not Manhattan!
Don't Go In The Woods.. Alone!: Dullards fall to stick-toting wildman.
Policewoman (1974): Policewoman kicks bikini-clad butt!
Phantom From Space (1953): Invisible alien astronaut frightens people!
Phantom From 10,000 Leagues (1956): 10,000 zzzzzs should be title.
Revenge Of The Nerds: Harrassed nerds avenge via song.
The Boogens: Tentacled critters from mines kill.
Up In Smoke: Cheech, Chong build weed van.
It Came From Beneath the Sea (1955): Giant octopus attacks San Francisco
The Hurt Locker (2008): Soldier finds happiness defusing bombs
The Last Woman on Earth (1960): Two men, one woman = bloodshed
Blood Song- Frankie Avalon kills without singing.
City Of The Living Dead- Woman pukes guts, guy drilled.
Phantasm II- Tall Man sics 3 balls.
I Drink Your Blood- Rabies-laced meat pies zombify people.
Demons- Film at theater zombifies moviegoers.
Hugo Pool (1997): Pool cleaner meets assorted weirdos
Kung Fu Commandoes (1982): Not so Magnificent Kung-Fu Seven
Invasion of the Star Creatures (1963): Bad comedy team meets space babes
Cannibal Holocaust- Documentarian filmmakers assault cannibals; die.
Jason X- Jason thaws. Killed. Resurrected. Robo-Jason!
The Curse- Meteor infects water; people's minds.
Twilight Series: Supernatural Romantic Twaddle in Woods.
The Wizard: Kid plays NES, gets famous.
Creepshow: Patricide, meteor, drowning, monster, cockroaches.
Creepshow 2: Indian revenge, murderous tar, hitchhiking.
Deadgirl- Teens find zombie sex toy
Society- Upperclass feed on the underclass
Halfbaked- Friend in jail, sell weed
Roller Boogie (1979)- Incredibly boring roller skating movie
Last House On The Left: Thugs kill girls. Parents avenge.
The Demon: Psychic looks for clawed killer.
Frightmare: Cannibal granny conducts tarot readings.
Island Of Death: Couple screws, kills Greek folk.
2000 Maniacs: Confederate folk kill Yankee tourists.
Motel Hell: Farmer, sister make people meat.
Eyes Of A Stranger: Fatso terrorizes reporter, deaf sister.
Who Could Kill A Child?: Newlyweds encounter killer island kids.
Don't Look In The Basement: New nurse terrorized at sanitarium.
Cannibal The Musical: Song and dance meet cannibalism!
CARNIVAL OF SOULS:
The dead reclaim Mary Henry.
Dolemite- Badass Motha get's sh*t done!
Caligula- Caesar bad, sex sex sex...
The Room- You're tearing me apart Lisa.
Eraserhead- My poor, poor mind.
Village Of The Damned: Kids stare and people die!
Grizzly: Bear munches campers, gets bazooka'd.
Tron: Man enters game, throws discs.
Fright Night: Vampire neighbor terrorizes teen, actor.
Thriller-A Cruel Picture: Girl half-blinded, drugged, prostituted. REVENGE!!!
Teenagers from Outer Space: Alien escapes prevents lobster invasion.
Santa Claus Conquers the Martians: Martians capture Santa, Santa escapes.
The Cold Room: Woman interacts with WWII ghosts.
Observe and Report: Flasher leads to lunacy.
La Grande Bouffet: Middle-aged men overeat; die.
Night Of The Demons: Linnea Quigley makes lipstick disappear!
Fritz The Cat: Cartoon cat screws and screws.
Kraken Tentacles of the Deep: There was a squid?
Deep Blue Sea: Samuel Jackson inspires; gets eaten. :thumbup:
Garbage Pail Kids: Costumed dwarves do disgusting things.
Star Wars III: Revenge Of The Sith: Anakin burns, acts like Frankenstein.
Blood Feast: Gimpy Egyptian somehow eludes cops.
The Pit: Kid's teddy makes him kill.
Dog Soldiers: Werewolf family eats soldiers.
Video Wars: crappy videogames and secret agents
Slaughter of the Innocents: Kid solves murder for Dad.
Skydivers: Loser, jilted woman sabotage parachute.
Toxic Avenger: Nerd becomes mutated; kills baddies.
The Room: Stuff happens, the audience suffers.
Hobgoblins: Crummy puppets attack dumb teens.
Return of the Killer Tomatoes: Tomatoes get turned into people.
The Toxic Avenger: Toxic hero kills evil dudes.
The Untold Story: Psycho restaurant owner cooks people.
Breeders: Boobs, monster, boobs, monster, boobs.
The Hobbit: Gandalf recruits Bilbo to burgle.
Heavy Metal: Glowing evil ball corrupts, kills.
Ghost Story: '30s ghost kills elders, screws.
Psycho III: Uh-oh, Norman's really nuts.
The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari.
Ultimate German Expressionist Film period.
Metamorphosis: The Alien Factor:
Teens fight lump of flesh.
Manos: Hands of Fate
Weirdo cult harasses dull tourists.
Hell Night
Dumb frats killed by gorks!
Contamination
Alien egg goo explodes people!
STAR TREK V- William Shatner's mid-life crisis.