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Title: Constructive Criticism
Post by: JJ80 on May 10, 2010, 06:52:37 PM
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Title: Re: Constructive Criticism
Post by: retrorussell on May 10, 2010, 09:32:59 PM
"Don't mess with me, man; I'm a proctologist!"
(whips out rubber glove and slips over fist, terrifying soccer player)
Title: Re: Constructive Criticism
Post by: TheDope on May 11, 2010, 05:58:16 AM

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How DARE you call this football - you're no Troy Aikman to me, sir!
Title: Re: Constructive Criticism
Post by: Jack on May 11, 2010, 06:24:14 AM
What, you didn't like that?
Title: Re: Constructive Criticism
Post by: Nukie 2 on May 11, 2010, 01:32:31 PM
You kids, quit playing soccer in my turnip patch!
Title: Re: Constructive Criticism
Post by: Mr. DS on May 11, 2010, 07:59:58 PM
"Hurry up...score a goal and end this OT.  I really need to sh*t!!!"
Title: Re: Constructive Criticism
Post by: Leah on May 11, 2010, 08:42:29 PM
YOU were sleeping with my girlfriend? YOU BASTARD!
Title: Re: Constructive Criticism
Post by: Mr. DS on May 12, 2010, 11:44:39 AM
"I need no nutcracker, watch what I do to this walnut...errrrmmmmmmm...(crack)...damn I think that was a bone..."
Title: Re: Constructive Criticism
Post by: Trevor on May 13, 2010, 02:29:04 AM
Quote from: The DarkSider on May 11, 2010, 07:59:58 PM
"Hurry up...score a goal and end this OT.  I really need to sh*t!!!"

:bouncegiggle: :bouncegiggle:

"These undies and shorts stink, man! I can't wear the things!"
"They're Trevor's ~ why are you so surprised?"

:buggedout: :buggedout:
Title: Re: Constructive Criticism
Post by: AndyC on May 15, 2010, 09:34:50 PM
"Yeah yeah, your pop locking really impresses me. Now get off the field."
Title: Re: Constructive Criticism
Post by: Leah on May 16, 2010, 04:56:18 PM
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I said BEER, not ALE!
Title: Re: Constructive Criticism
Post by: Mr. DS on May 18, 2010, 11:17:21 AM
"Look at your shorts, I just washed those god*mned things!"
Title: Re: Constructive Criticism
Post by: Rev. Powell on May 18, 2010, 06:02:56 PM
"Dammit, Knish... you forgot to sew the K on the back of your jersey... AGAIN!"
Title: Re: Constructive Criticism
Post by: AndyC on May 18, 2010, 09:24:27 PM
"You substituted Ben Gay for my Preparation H, you bastard!"
Title: Re: Constructive Criticism
Post by: retrorussell on May 18, 2010, 11:26:07 PM
Quote from: Bull on May 16, 2010, 04:56:18 PM
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Spectator: "TO THE MOON, ALICE!!!"
Nish: "I'm not Alice, Ralph.. I'm Nish!"
...
"Wait a minute.. why did I call him Ralph...?"
Title: Re: Constructive Criticism
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on May 19, 2010, 03:21:26 AM
"This big!  My gall stones were this big because of your stew!"
Title: Re: Constructive Criticism
Post by: sprite75 on May 20, 2010, 12:58:55 AM
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I'm not Zidane!  You make another comment about my whore being like a sister and you get this!
Title: Re: Constructive Criticism
Post by: SynapticBoomstick on May 20, 2010, 04:01:02 PM
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Invisible Spear
Title: Re: Constructive Criticism
Post by: The Gravekeeper on June 02, 2010, 01:44:31 AM
As he got on in years Bruce Banner found that, no matter how hard he tried, he just coudn't turn into the Hulk anymore.
Title: Re: Constructive Criticism
Post by: Leah on June 02, 2010, 09:09:27 AM
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Damn you, will you even TRY for once!
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