I've never crossed the lines and discussed an actual XXX movie before, but this one seems appropriate. As long as I've owned this DVD, it's never occurred to me how appropriate it is to this site. Camp Cuddly Pines Power Tool Massacre is an adult movie that Wicked Pictures put out a few years ago, a porn spoof of horror movies, primarily of the slasher ilk.
This movie is, of course, very very bad. My wife and I made a trip to the adult store to look at movies (yes, I'm a lucky man), and came across it and had to give it a go. The story pays cheesy homage to a number of horror classics, including Halloween, Friday the 13th, The Ring, Nightmare on Elm Street, and probably some others I can't think of right now.
It's actually a pretty entertaining movie. If you're watching it for the typical Wicked Pictures hardcore scenes, then you're covered. The bonus is, it actually works as a "so bad it's entertaining" movie. Picture Broken Lizard's Club Dread as a XXX feature, and you've pretty much got the feel of Camp Cuddly Pines Power Tool Massacre.
My wife and I will break this gem out once in a blue moon. It's good fun. I wouldn't normally talk about a XXX movie, but this is an exception. I hope I haven't crossed any unacceptable boundaries. I hope I don't get banned. :bluesad:
Long as you don't post pictures or get overly graphic in your descriptions, I think you're OK.