Title: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: Calle on April 08, 2002, 01:24:28 PM
Post by: Calle on April 08, 2002, 01:24:28 PM
Okay, stupidest thread of the week...
Come up with your own titles of movies you'd like to see...
mine are:
"Bo Derek Meets the Monkey Mutants from Outer Space"
"Pia Zadora and the Revenge of the Martian Santa Claus" (yeah, she was in Santa Claus Conquers the )artians)
Come up with your own titles of movies you'd like to see...
mine are:
"Bo Derek Meets the Monkey Mutants from Outer Space"
"Pia Zadora and the Revenge of the Martian Santa Claus" (yeah, she was in Santa Claus Conquers the )artians)
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: systemcr4sh on April 08, 2002, 03:26:47 PM
Post by: systemcr4sh on April 08, 2002, 03:26:47 PM
Squid Sucking mutant zombie ants from the planet ruled by giant purple sock puppet ticks.
Thats All I can think of.
Oh and "Garbage Night" about a garbage can that was made with scrap metal from a nazi war plane going on a rampage. Actually thats my idea for a movie. I found it amusing.
Thats All I can think of.
Oh and "Garbage Night" about a garbage can that was made with scrap metal from a nazi war plane going on a rampage. Actually thats my idea for a movie. I found it amusing.
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: Mofo Rising on April 08, 2002, 03:39:35 PM
Post by: Mofo Rising on April 08, 2002, 03:39:35 PM
I hope no one goes down the road I point to with the sole title I came up with.
SMEGMA!
No, I'm not going to elaborate.
SMEGMA!
No, I'm not going to elaborate.
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: C. Hill on April 08, 2002, 03:45:56 PM
Post by: C. Hill on April 08, 2002, 03:45:56 PM
"Ping Pong Ball Massacre"
"Another Giant Lizard Attacking Tokyo? Goddamnit, We Just Finished Re-Building This Motherf$@&er!!!!"
"Kung-Fu Christ: He turns water into a can of WHOOP-ASS!"
"OMFG WALLH4CK!!! (The Counterstrike Story)"
"Bargain Basement of Blood!" aka "Horror at the Cheapo Depot"
"The Robot Who Stopped Functioning Properly and Tried to Destroy Humanity" (I don't think anyone's tried to do that yet).
OK, so it's pretty obvious that I am not TEH FUNNEY.
But here's what I'd like to see, I wanna see a zombie movie directed by Italians! I'd love to see Italy's take on the zombie genre.
"Another Giant Lizard Attacking Tokyo? Goddamnit, We Just Finished Re-Building This Motherf$@&er!!!!"
"Kung-Fu Christ: He turns water into a can of WHOOP-ASS!"
"OMFG WALLH4CK!!! (The Counterstrike Story)"
"Bargain Basement of Blood!" aka "Horror at the Cheapo Depot"
"The Robot Who Stopped Functioning Properly and Tried to Destroy Humanity" (I don't think anyone's tried to do that yet).
OK, so it's pretty obvious that I am not TEH FUNNEY.
But here's what I'd like to see, I wanna see a zombie movie directed by Italians! I'd love to see Italy's take on the zombie genre.
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: Lee on April 08, 2002, 03:58:27 PM
Post by: Lee on April 08, 2002, 03:58:27 PM
"IMPLANTS FROM HELL!" Now there is a title!
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: Erik J on April 08, 2002, 04:53:01 PM
Post by: Erik J on April 08, 2002, 04:53:01 PM
Oh now this is a subject that could go on forever,
Mutant Mice Monsters on Motorcycles
Vampire Zombies
Killer Komodo's in Outer Space
Attack of the Mushroom People From Mars
need I say more?????
Mutant Mice Monsters on Motorcycles
Vampire Zombies
Killer Komodo's in Outer Space
Attack of the Mushroom People From Mars
need I say more?????
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: Flangepart on April 08, 2002, 05:26:00 PM
Post by: Flangepart on April 08, 2002, 05:26:00 PM
OH-ky! I'm not staying out of this one! How about......NIGHT OF THE LEPUS II : ROGER RABBITS REVENGE. BIMBO VIVISECTIONEST FROM NEWARK. ATTACK OF THE RABID CHIPMONKS. DEATH DACSHUND GODZILLA COMES OUT BOOGERA, THE SPACE MONSTER PLAN 10 FROM OUTER SADDLE RIVER N.J. DEATH RIDES A PALE GERBIL NIGHT OF THE DEAD DEAD BIMBO BRAIN SURGONS OF THE NIGHT MEATCAKE : DON'T OPEN THE FRIDGE HEARTBURN OF THE GODS And, a personal favorite, GRATUITOUS FRONTAL NUDITY . Your turn!
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: AndyC on April 08, 2002, 05:27:10 PM
Post by: AndyC on April 08, 2002, 05:27:10 PM
Attack of the 50-foot Weiner Dog
The First Men on Uranus
Mutant Mennonites from Mars
Hamster!
They Saved Osama's Beard
Killer Crock Pot: Slow Death Awaits You
Satan's Outhouse
The First Men on Uranus
Mutant Mennonites from Mars
Hamster!
They Saved Osama's Beard
Killer Crock Pot: Slow Death Awaits You
Satan's Outhouse
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: AndyC on April 08, 2002, 05:31:18 PM
Post by: AndyC on April 08, 2002, 05:31:18 PM
Hey Flange. We both posted at about the same time, and included titles with rodents and weiner dogs. That's scary.
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: John Morgan on April 08, 2002, 05:43:17 PM
Post by: John Morgan on April 08, 2002, 05:43:17 PM
Lee wrote:
"IMPLANTS FROM HELL!" Now there is a title!
Sounds like a Brittney Spears story
Attack of the Killer Copier: An Office Horror
Fax Machines from Hell: A True Story
Toy Story 3: The Revenge of Lost Toys
Godzilla vs. Ferris Bueller (Oh wait, they already did that one, sort of)
The Killer Who Wouldn't Die Because He was Already Undead Because He Sold His Soul to the Devil so He Could Live With His Wife Forever but She Left Him for Another Man Who Had a lot More Money but Ended up Dead Because the First Undead Husband, Who is the Killer, Was Jealous and Began to Kill all His Wife's Friends, Who were all Teenage Girls with Big Boobs and Tight Fitting Shirts, Because He Wanted Revenge for Her Leaving Him: Part 1
"IMPLANTS FROM HELL!" Now there is a title!
Sounds like a Brittney Spears story
Attack of the Killer Copier: An Office Horror
Fax Machines from Hell: A True Story
Toy Story 3: The Revenge of Lost Toys
Godzilla vs. Ferris Bueller (Oh wait, they already did that one, sort of)
The Killer Who Wouldn't Die Because He was Already Undead Because He Sold His Soul to the Devil so He Could Live With His Wife Forever but She Left Him for Another Man Who Had a lot More Money but Ended up Dead Because the First Undead Husband, Who is the Killer, Was Jealous and Began to Kill all His Wife's Friends, Who were all Teenage Girls with Big Boobs and Tight Fitting Shirts, Because He Wanted Revenge for Her Leaving Him: Part 1
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: C. Hill on April 08, 2002, 05:49:43 PM
Post by: C. Hill on April 08, 2002, 05:49:43 PM
Anyone here up for "Torgo Does Dallas"?
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: john on April 08, 2002, 06:56:34 PM
Post by: john on April 08, 2002, 06:56:34 PM
Flushed, The Killer Kommode
Attack of the Vampire Cheerleaders From Venus
Naked Zombie Orgy
Attack of the Vampire Cheerleaders From Venus
Naked Zombie Orgy
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: Jay O'Connor on April 08, 2002, 07:06:00 PM
Post by: Jay O'Connor on April 08, 2002, 07:06:00 PM
"It Came From The Refridgerator"
"The Attack Of The 50' Olsen Twins"
"Jean-Claude Van Damme IS Hamlet"
"My Homework Ate My Dog"
"Attack Of The Shrieking Mimes"
"The Attack Of The 50' Olsen Twins"
"Jean-Claude Van Damme IS Hamlet"
"My Homework Ate My Dog"
"Attack Of The Shrieking Mimes"
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: Future Blob on April 08, 2002, 07:55:27 PM
Post by: Future Blob on April 08, 2002, 07:55:27 PM
I'm amazed no one has suggested:
The One-Eyed, One-Horned Flying Purple People Eater!
Slinky: Metallic Death!
Silly Putty! (Ok I can't think of a tagline for this one)
Killer Potatoes: Their Eyes are Everywhere!
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: Vermin Boy on April 08, 2002, 09:24:57 PM
Post by: Vermin Boy on April 08, 2002, 09:24:57 PM
Didn't they actually make a Purple People Eater movie in the 80s? I think I read that it had a cameo by the original singer, Sheb Wooley.
I've always thought the ultimate title for a Hammer film would be "The Blood-Violence of Dr. Orgy."
I've always thought the ultimate title for a Hammer film would be "The Blood-Violence of Dr. Orgy."
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: John Morgan on April 08, 2002, 11:25:32 PM
Post by: John Morgan on April 08, 2002, 11:25:32 PM
It Eats: A Supermodel Horror
Geraldo Rivera: There was Something in the Vault
It Melts: The Tammy Fay Baker Story
Rosanne: The Thong from Hell
Geraldo Rivera: There was Something in the Vault
It Melts: The Tammy Fay Baker Story
Rosanne: The Thong from Hell
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: Erik J on April 08, 2002, 11:50:26 PM
Post by: Erik J on April 08, 2002, 11:50:26 PM
I want you to patent the name on that movie. Not only will it take forever for anyone to say it but the movie sounds like it would be damn good too. It should not take that long to come up with a script.
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: Erik J on April 09, 2002, 12:04:14 AM
Post by: Erik J on April 09, 2002, 12:04:14 AM
Killer Cornstalks Who Hear Everything
Banana's Have Appeal Too
Thumbsuckers of Diaper Valley
Teenage Twot Mutants
The Killer Kali-Mari From Kansas
Banana's Have Appeal Too
Thumbsuckers of Diaper Valley
Teenage Twot Mutants
The Killer Kali-Mari From Kansas
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: Calle on April 09, 2002, 02:56:05 AM
Post by: Calle on April 09, 2002, 02:56:05 AM
Haha, you sure have great imagination :)
I came up with another Christmas movie:
"Revenge of the Beard-less Santa Claus From Beyond".
Btw, it's quite funnt that there are actually "serious" movies with this sort of titles:
"The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom"
Yeah, that's a realy movie. Maybe you've seen it. It's a drama starring Oscar winner Holly Hunter :D
I came up with another Christmas movie:
"Revenge of the Beard-less Santa Claus From Beyond".
Btw, it's quite funnt that there are actually "serious" movies with this sort of titles:
"The Positively True Adventures of the Alleged Texas Cheerleader-Murdering Mom"
Yeah, that's a realy movie. Maybe you've seen it. It's a drama starring Oscar winner Holly Hunter :D
Title: Kung Fu Christ
Post by: Pancho on April 09, 2002, 02:53:11 PM
Post by: Pancho on April 09, 2002, 02:53:11 PM
As scary as it might sound me and a friend are writing a script right now for a movie called "Kung Fu Jesus vs Jewzilla". I think it'll offend people just with it's title.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Christ
Post by: John Morgan on April 09, 2002, 03:10:28 PM
Post by: John Morgan on April 09, 2002, 03:10:28 PM
I saw a "Godzilla: King of the Monsters vs Jesus: King of the Jews" action playset up for sale on eBay a few months ago. It had figures, buildings, tanks and everything.
Title: Re: Kung Fu Christ
Post by: Pancho on April 09, 2002, 05:07:44 PM
Post by: Pancho on April 09, 2002, 05:07:44 PM
So that means i'll get sued for copyright infringment? Damn it.
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: Chadzilla on April 09, 2002, 05:13:09 PM
Post by: Chadzilla on April 09, 2002, 05:13:09 PM
The Hungry Pollops
Beastie Grrl
Lust of the Devil Dykes
The Sorority Slammer
Panty Raid!
Revolt of the Nature Trail
Day of the Flowers
Stingers
Pollen Count: The Allergen Terror
Mandible
Sills of Blood: The Defenestration Killer
Delta Force: Operation Osama
Beastie Grrl
Lust of the Devil Dykes
The Sorority Slammer
Panty Raid!
Revolt of the Nature Trail
Day of the Flowers
Stingers
Pollen Count: The Allergen Terror
Mandible
Sills of Blood: The Defenestration Killer
Delta Force: Operation Osama
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: John Morgan on April 09, 2002, 06:12:13 PM
Post by: John Morgan on April 09, 2002, 06:12:13 PM
Poncho
I have a picture I "borrowed" from the auction because I thought it was so goofy. I don't have a way to post it just now, but I'll try later.
It looks like someone made the playset from a bunch of parts as a joke.
I have a picture I "borrowed" from the auction because I thought it was so goofy. I don't have a way to post it just now, but I'll try later.
It looks like someone made the playset from a bunch of parts as a joke.
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: Jay O'Connor on April 09, 2002, 06:25:34 PM
Post by: Jay O'Connor on April 09, 2002, 06:25:34 PM
I've *got* to see this!
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: Pancho on April 09, 2002, 09:13:43 PM
Post by: Pancho on April 09, 2002, 09:13:43 PM
Oh joy! i can't wait.
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: John Morgan on April 09, 2002, 11:22:53 PM
Post by: John Morgan on April 09, 2002, 11:22:53 PM
Here is the picture as promised of "Godzilla: King of the Monsters vs Jesus: King of the Jews" action playset.
Title: Re: Goint to h-e-double toothpicks.
Post by: Flangepart on April 10, 2002, 11:18:15 AM
Post by: Flangepart on April 10, 2002, 11:18:15 AM
Need i say, someone is going to the infernal regions for this one?
Title: Re: Goint to h-e-double toothpicks.
Post by: Pancho on April 10, 2002, 04:42:08 PM
Post by: Pancho on April 10, 2002, 04:42:08 PM
Who me? At least we'll have fun there.........
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: Skaboi18 on April 10, 2002, 07:22:31 PM
Post by: Skaboi18 on April 10, 2002, 07:22:31 PM
How about a little porno action? I recently made up a new Country/Porno star at work...even made up quite a few porno films for him to star in. Here's one.
Gurth Brooks in "Two Of A Kind, Workin' On A Full Mouth!"-Country Has Never Been This Big! You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Choke!
A little over the top eh? lol
Gurth Brooks in "Two Of A Kind, Workin' On A Full Mouth!"-Country Has Never Been This Big! You'll Laugh, You'll Cry, You'll Choke!
A little over the top eh? lol
Title: Re: Kung Fu Christ
Post by: jeffyritz on April 11, 2002, 12:16:18 PM
Post by: jeffyritz on April 11, 2002, 12:16:18 PM
Somebody's already made a scrrenplay for a movie like that. The guy's name is Brian Bull (Famous for the Day of The Barney Trilogy) and it's named "Fists of God". It's located at http://home.earthlink.net/~bcbull//fistsgod.htm and it's pretty strange and kind of funny. just thought you'd like to know...
-Jeff
-Jeff
Title: Fat f**ks!!
Post by: trumpy on April 11, 2002, 02:27:21 PM
Post by: trumpy on April 11, 2002, 02:27:21 PM
the ultimate fat suit experiance!!
Title: Re: Come up with your own funny B-movie titles..
Post by: Funk, E on April 18, 2002, 04:02:56 PM
Post by: Funk, E on April 18, 2002, 04:02:56 PM
Somebody needs to write a JAVA script applet that ramdomly generates B movie titles... Any one? Beuler?