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Title: Rare Canadian aquatic Chupacabra washes up in Kitchenuhmaykoosib, Ontario
Post by: trekgeezer on May 21, 2010, 02:32:43 PM
Looks like a seal with a boar's head.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1279956/Montauk-Monster-Beast-Ontario.html
Title: Re: Rare Canadian aquatic Chupacabra washes up in Kitchenuhmaykoosib, Ontario
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on May 21, 2010, 07:56:01 PM
Another Montauk Monster, huh?  For some reason I imagine that thing in place of Falcor in Neverending Story. 
Title: Re: Rare Canadian aquatic Chupacabra washes up in Kitchenuhmaykoosib, Ontario
Post by: Mr. DS on May 22, 2010, 11:56:39 AM
Just out of curiosity, why does nobody ever haul one of these babies to a lab somewhere?  Every story is the same, "we left it there and when we went back it was gone".  Granted I know how much it would stink up a car but perhaps they could call some place nearby?  Oh well, guess I'll have to walk the beaches out here soon to see what I can find.  Luckily they're 10 minutes from my house.  
Title: Re: Rare Canadian aquatic Chupacabra washes up in Kitchenuhmaykoosib, Ontario
Post by: Trevor on May 24, 2010, 03:04:03 AM
That thing reminds me of the great Zap Rowsdower.  :teddyr: All it needs is a beer and a denim jacket.  :teddyr:
Title: Re: Rare Canadian aquatic Chupacabra washes up in Kitchenuhmaykoosib, Ontario
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on May 24, 2010, 12:53:45 PM
Quote from: Trevor on May 24, 2010, 03:04:03 AM
That thing reminds me of the great Zap Rowsdower.  :teddyr: All it needs is a beer and a denim jacket.  :teddyr:

If only I wasn't too lazy to get Photoshop on this computer...  :tongueout:
Title: Re: Rare Canadian aquatic Chupacabra washes up in Kitchenuhmaykoosib, Ontario
Post by: Newt on May 25, 2010, 08:05:45 AM
"Kitchenuhmaykoosib...a fly-in community 600 kilometres north of Thunder Bay ..."

Isolation; small community; weird dead things; no roads...I smell a movie.
Title: Re: Rare Canadian aquatic Chupacabra washes up in Kitchenuhmaykoosib, Ontario
Post by: Mr. DS on May 25, 2010, 11:08:18 AM
Quote from: Newt on May 25, 2010, 08:05:45 AM
"Kitchenuhmaykoosib...a fly-in community 600 kilometres north of Thunder Bay ..."

Isolation; small community; weird dead things; no roads...I smell a movie.

I personally think you're breeding them in your back yard Newt but I could be wrong.   :tongueout:
Title: Re: Rare Canadian aquatic Chupacabra washes up in Kitchenuhmaykoosib, Ontario
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on May 25, 2010, 10:21:40 PM
Quote from: Newt on May 25, 2010, 08:05:45 AM
"Kitchenuhmaykoosib...a fly-in community 600 kilometres north of Thunder Bay ..."

Isolation; small community; weird dead things; no roads...I smell a movie.


Cheap CGI, fading actors, ridiculous action/horror sequences, and with Asylum's name on it...? If so, sign me up! :cheers:
Title: Re: Rare Canadian aquatic Chupacabra washes up in Kitchenuhmaykoosib, Ontario
Post by: indianasmith on May 25, 2010, 10:57:32 PM
I'd watch that.
Title: Re: Rare Canadian aquatic Chupacabra washes up in Kitchenuhmaykoosib, Ontario
Post by: Raffine on May 26, 2010, 08:47:02 PM
Coming this Saturday night on SyFy:

The Kitchenuhmaykoosib Terror
Starring Antonio Sabato Jr., John Schneider, C. Thomas Howell, and Lance Henriksen as "Old Man Rowsdower".
Title: Re: Rare Canadian aquatic Chupacabra washes up in Kitchenuhmaykoosib, Ontario
Post by: Joe the Destroyer on May 27, 2010, 03:39:09 AM
Then we could have Kitchewhosawhatsit monster fight the real Chupacabra in a sequel. 
Title: Re: Rare Canadian aquatic Chupacabra washes up in Kitchenuhmaykoosib, Ontario
Post by: diamondwaspvenom on June 01, 2010, 03:26:49 PM
Damn, that thing's ugly...although it would make a great b-movie monster. Low budget horror filmmakers should use pictures of these freaky creatures as inspiration. I can guarantee that we'll have more iconic monsters if this happens.