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Title: Do you have any comment?
Post by: sprite75 on May 21, 2010, 10:15:54 PM
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Do you have any comment on the rumor that all managers will be required to wear the same outfits as the waitresses?

Title: Re: Do you have any comment?
Post by: Leah on May 22, 2010, 09:02:35 AM
excuse me but, do you have anything that'll make me wasted beyond belief?
Title: Re: Do you have any comment?
Post by: Vik on May 22, 2010, 09:36:16 AM
Hi fatass.
Title: Re: Do you have any comment?
Post by: Chainsawmidget on May 22, 2010, 10:30:18 PM
"here to comment on today's top story, some fat guy."
Title: Re: Do you have any comment?
Post by: retrorussell on May 23, 2010, 03:06:33 AM
Quote from: sprite75 on May 21, 2010, 10:15:54 PM
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Reporter: Excuse me, sir, but if you can answer one quick question.. have you ever seen a treadmill?
Fat guy: Yeah.  It was delicious.
Title: Re: Do you have any comment?
Post by: TheDope on May 23, 2010, 07:51:34 PM

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REPORTER - Sir, do you confirm or deny that you are the person businesses refer to when they talk about their competition "eating their lunches"?
GUY- Let's just say I'm one of the happiest guys on Wall Street (burp).
Title: Re: Do you have any comment?
Post by: Leah on May 24, 2010, 07:28:41 AM
Excuse me, do you have any drugs?
Title: Re: Do you have any comment?
Post by: Nukie 2 on May 24, 2010, 08:06:14 PM
Excuse me sir, you look like you'd know just how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie-Pop!
Title: Re: Do you have any comment?
Post by: Mr. Sock Puppet on May 25, 2010, 12:49:20 AM
 "Yer mouth sure is purty"
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Post by: Mr. DS on May 25, 2010, 11:20:12 AM
"We are short a whole box of Twinkies, do you know anything about their whereabouts?"

Title: Re: Do you have any comment?
Post by: JJ80 on May 25, 2010, 05:20:18 PM
"So Mr Yamamoto, you say that the new initiative to retrain former sumo wrestlers in new careers has had a positive effect on your life."
Title: Re: Do you have any comment?
Post by: Flangepart on May 27, 2010, 08:41:25 AM
Well, Cal Tech wants me to do jumping jacks...something about calibrating the sismic gear...
Title: Re: Do you have any comment?
Post by: Leah on May 28, 2010, 07:18:32 AM
Sir, do you watch Larry King?
Watch him, I ATE him, kinda bitter, though, needed more cowbell.
Title: Re: Do you have any comment?
Post by: Nukie 2 on May 28, 2010, 03:24:49 PM
Reporter: Excuse me sir, do you know where I could find Sue Chin?
Fat Guy: How the hell should I know?
Reporter: Well you have more chins than a Chinese phone book!
Title: Re: Do you have any comment?
Post by: Leah on May 30, 2010, 09:32:44 PM
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do you now where the ladies room is?