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You may not know, but gladiators also took part in karaoke contests as another part of the gladiator games.
Quote from: InformationGeek on May 22, 2010, 10:14:14 PM
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Seeing as how there weren't many lions in "Gladiator", Maximus decides to karaoke the song "Wondering Where The Lions Are".
"The lion sleeps tonight"
"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions, loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next. And I'm challenging you to a karaoke contest."
"Cucumber- C....U.....C.....U.....M....B.....E......K, d'OH!
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Chocolate RAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIN!!!!
"Feelings, whooaa whooaa whooaa feelings!"
My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard,
And they're like
It's better than yours,
Damn right it's better than yours,
I can teach you,
But I have to charge!
"Makin' music, makin' films, fightin' round the world!"
(karma to the first person who gets that reference though it should easy)
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Everybody was gladiator fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing
They were funky Roman men from funky Rome
They were chopping them up and they were chopping them down
It's an ancient Italian art and everybody knew their part
From a feint into a slip, and kicking from the hip
Everybody was gladiator fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they fought with expert timing
There was funky Maximus and little Commodus
He said here comes the big boss, lets get it on
We took a bow and made a stand, started swinging with the hand
The sudden motion made me skip now we're into a brand knew trip
Everybody was gladiator fighting
Those cats were fast as lightning
In fact it was a little bit frightning
But they did it with expert timing
(repeat)..make sure you have expert timing
gladiator fighting, had to be fast as lightning...
"I....AM...SPARTACU...oh wait I mean...THIS IS SPART...oh wait... :bluesad:"
Quote from: InformationGeek on May 22, 2010, 10:14:14 PM
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Don't Pi$$ me off, American Idol, I have a sword![/color]
sway to the symphony, sway to the symphony of destruction!
Yeah, that's right, ANYONE in the audience thinks he's man enough, C'mon, motherxxxer!
Quote from: The DarkSider on May 25, 2010, 11:22:19 AM
"Makin' music, makin' films, fightin' round the world!"
(karma to the first person who gets that reference though it should easy)
One of my favourite South Park episodes.
"Sing a song of vengeance,
Bodies in the mud
Dark wings slowly beating,
Blades red-slick with blood.
Tell a tale of anguish,
Hearts are broke in two.
Soul-sick soldiers waiting
The fighting starts anew."
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For my next trick, I'm going to slice another person in half, this time I'll use the trick knife.
"BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP! Thank you."